3436

3437

And as we can see from the numbers, it simply doesn’t matter. Shock and awe.

Social media is shit.

3438

So now that Dear Leader is back on twitter, is there a way for Discourse to automatically insert his tweets into this thread? It would a shame if we missed any of these 140 character pearls of wisdom?

3439

This would be amazing - was going to say it should somehow parse if it was posted via iOs or Android but I suppose we’d already know if he or his team wrote it.

3440

3441

Ok, there’s an agreement that nobody is posting fake tweets right?

Wait, I may actually prefer to pretend these are fake tweets. Better for my heart.

3442

This is an actual headline:

3443

Worst part about it is that of course they would say that even if it WAS a hoax they had invented.

3444

The nod was a result of the polarizing president-elect’s offensive rhetoric and “pussy-grabbing” remarks from a leaked interview tape from 2005. These lewd comments, which Trump deemed “locker room talk,” led some readers of the publication to nominate him for the award.

Unfortunately, the judges are sticklers for the rules and discounted Trump’s nomination “on the grounds that the award only covers fiction.”

3445
3446

Dammit. I wish they had taken him to court.

3447

He did promise to make them rich though.

3448

$25 million paid out to 6,000 students equals a little over $4,000 each so he’s lied about that as well.

3449

Well 25M minus the legal fees I assume. And then there’s that new Presidential order on settlements for fraudulent universities that makes it illegal to actually cash the checks.

3450

Trump on Twitter regarding SNL:

[quote]
I watched parts of @nbcsnl Saturday Night Live last night. It is a totally one-sided, biased show – nothing funny at all. Equal time for us?[/quote]

Alec Baldwin responds:

[quote]
Equal time? Election is over. There is no more equal time. Now u try 2 b Pres + ppl respond. That’s pretty much it.[/quote]

[quote]
You know what I would do if I were Prez? I’d be focused on how to improve the lives of AS MANY AMERICANS AS POSSIBLE.[/quote]

3451

Baldwin 2020?

3452

No.
Stop.

3453

Okay, but let’s be honest, if it was between him and Trump in 2020, what choice would you have. You live in PA, you dont get a protest vote.

3454

He has no idea how shows work, apparently. Rush, Hannity, O’Reilly… none of them do “equal time” and they are actual news shows. SNL is a sketch comedy show.

He’s going to be in for a long 4 - 8 years if he expects the president to be treated with dignity and respect by the late-night TV crowd. Kimmel, Conan, Fallon, Colbert, etc… they are going to live off of roasting him in their monologues. He really should look back and watch SNL during the Bush era, after “Mission Accomplished”.

3455

Only if it’s this one (blurred for printed curse words throughout):

-xtien