3842

I honestly thought that would help, because Trump speaks like he is not a native English speaker.

I think his native language is asshole.

3843

It boggles my mind that the country actually elected a man who cannot piece together a coherent thought to be President of the United States.

Then I remember that the majority of the country can’t piece together a coherent thought or be assed to think for themselves either, and it all makes perfect sense. “We love Trump! He talks and thinks just like us! Ohhhh…donuts!”

3844

I can translate what he say:

“I don’t have a answer for you just now. Shit complex.”

Anyway *how* he say that is hilarious.

I don’t feel he is saying nothing out of the ordinary. Maybe somewhat unpresidential.

3845

True. Many a politician has pointed out that we have speed and a lot of things in this whole age of computer.

3846

Computer OK.

3847

It’s a series of motherfucking tubes, bitches.

3848
3849

I think it’d be funny to get something like #nobodylovesdonaldtrump to trend, because he’d be all pissed off and want everyone to love him.

3850

More than 24 hours have passed since his last Android tweet.

3851

Don’t get our hopes up.

3852

BTW, during that Press Conference today Trump was standing next to Don King holding a Russian flag. I mean… how do you parody that?

3853

Don King Appears With Trump to Preach About the Middle East (Daily Beast)

Boxing promoter Don King on Wednesday appeared alongside President-elect Donald Trump to preach about peace in the Middle East. Waving an Israeli flag alongside an American one, King praised Trump as “the leader that can make it happen.” “The Israeli flag is about peace, you know, peace in the Middle East,” he said outside Trump’s Mar-A-Lago estate, where the president-elect offered remarks to journalists on Wednesday. “We want everyone to come together and as one unit and make things happen,” King said, adding that Trump would soon “make America great again.” Trump also promised that his handling of issues between Israel and Palestine would leave everyone “very impressed” after Jan. 20. It’s not clear what experience King has in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, nor what kind of expertise he could possibly be offering on the highly complex issue.

3854

Why doesn’t Trump just appoint King to his cabinet? He already has Vince McMahon’s wife in charge of education. King would fit right in. Make him Surgeon General or something. Trump doesn’t care about any qualifications other than that his appointees have made “a fortune.”

3855

They did say to “celebrate the good news of a new King”

3856

My favorite part of that completely ridiculous picture is how just over King’s right shoulder is the Playboy cover from the 80’s with Donald Trump on it. Coincidental? I think not.

3857

I reckon that is Trump’s “I Love Me” wall with framed pics of all the various magazine covers he’s been on or “awards” that he has received. Thus no matter where King stood, there would have been a cover with Trump’s picture on it over his shoulder.

Come to think of it, there are probably many such walls in Trump’s palace. The sad thing is there will almost certainly be a couple such walls in the White House soon.

3858

Over/Under on how quickly the Lincoln Bedroom is changed to the Trump “Better Than Lincoln” Bedroom.

3859

Trump is the Big Lebowski.

3860

I’m seeing tons of GOP and conservatives coming out and saying Obama didn’t do enough to hit back on Russia and should have been tougher. Obama sucks, and this is why. These same people publicly support the incoming president as he fawns all over Putin at every moment.

3861

Speaking of fawning over Putin…