4867

I figure they plan to annex Central America, then kick Everyone out. That way, they they can save money by building a much shorter wall.

4868

If they push it far enough we can get the canal back

4869

The word “invade” isn’t used, but how else would this go down?

[quote]
“He even complained of the bad role the [Mexican] army is playing in the fight against narco trafficking,” Estevez, who writes for Forbes and is close to the Mexican journalist and anchorwoman Carmen Aristegui, said during an interview with Aristegui’s eponymous news outlet.

Trump “even suggested to [Peña Nieto] that if they are incapable of combatting [narco trafficking] he may have to send troops to assume this task,” she said.[/quote]

I doubt Mexico is going to invite Trump’s troops to come on down.

4870

Maybe monday night’s movie was “Clear and Present Danger”

4871

Well, if Mexico doesn’t want our troops in their country, and they don’t, then we’d have to invade, right?

I’m expecting China to stand up to him, which could have all sorts of terrible outcomes and no good ones that I can see.

4872

Maybe they just rappel down the wall at night and carry it out covertly? :D

4873

I’m pretty sure sending troops into another sovereign nation uninvited is invading.

If the Mexican Army showed up in El Paso and started shooting up criminals, we’d still consider that an invasion.

Edit: I mean that’s basically what Russia says it’s doing in Ukraine. “Oh we’re just going in to deal with these troublemakers. Ooops, we accidentally took Crimea. Weird.”

4874

It sort of puts his reported ease with Russia invading Ukraine into context. He probably sees it as our duty to bully our neighbors until they comply. That’s how he’s lived his entire life.

4875

He stole my idea. From when I was 7.

4876
4877
4878

Fuck the Aussies.

(PS Don’t fuck with Aussies)

4879

I have an aussie on my team. I agree with the not fucking with them. He’s super nice. I still wouldn’t fuck with him.

4880

I’ve got three Aussie friends and several acquaintances. Would not fuck with any of them. Their day-to-day stories are like reading a comic book, I swear. They’re nice as hell, but they’ll also probably kill you without batting an eye if pushed.

4881

This has got to be alarming to GOP Congress members. Are they really going to sit by while he trashes all of our foreign relationships?

4882

Hey, at least Russia will be our “friends” when this is over.

4883

I can’t even. What the hell was that?

4884

“You’re gonna rule how I say, or I’ll rip this arm out of its fucking socket!”

4885

I mean he eats pizza and friend chicken with a knife and fork, not sure why I’d think handshakes would be in his wheelhouse.

4886

Or maybe it was “No, you come over here. I just shit myself and can’t move in front of the cameras!”