What makes you think i won’t cut you?

I did a spit take. Thanks :)

Another example why we need likes or +1s or whatever :)

Next Trump statement will be about how they’re making the freaking frogs gay.

I just shudder considering the day Trump goes full Alex Jones and rips his shirt off on national tv

Ripping his shirt off would be pretty subdued for Alex Jones.

https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/789598570705883137

“Why in hell isn’t anyone talking about the aliens?? Sad!”

Watch what you say about the third Press Secretary of the Trump Administration.

Sad!

That’s an impressive level of crazy.

Want to see sad? This is Alex Jones’ kid

That is such a bad explanation of why communism is bad, that they make it sound good.

Pointing out his continued viewership ratings/attendance is probably the biggest kick-in-the balls one could deliver. Protests and criticism probably don’t affect him nearly as much as poor ratings.

Oh God, let this happen.

This. This is the one thing that I think really gets to him. Hard numbers, especially in comparison to Obama. If the press keeps on about it then perhaps there’s a chance he’ll have a stroke.

This is insane.

So, daily mail reports that Melania was a Slovenian hooker.

Melania sues daily mail.

But here’s the awesome part… In the lawsuit, to establish damages, she claims that being first lady is a once in a lifetime money making opportunity, since she’s going to be the most photographed woman in the world.

Ignoring how tacky and obscene that is, to view the role in such a way… How is it possible that no one in the Trump team was like, “hey guys… This is gonna play badly. Like… Real badly. This is not the angle we should take.”

No one has the awareness to recognize that?

“Free Melania” my ass.

Remember back before November, when people actually posted direct links to things, instead of posting links to tweets that link to another tweet that links to the thing?

Good times.

Ha ha – I was hoping Trump would say something about Area 51.