5088

If Trump accidentally disclosed aliens or UFOs it might make all this worth it.

5089

I keep hoping he spills the beans on Area 51.

I’ve seen those aliens out there and I can tell you we have the best aliens ever!

5090

When Zeta Reticuli sends their people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending kidnappers, cattle rustlers, anal probers, really terrible UFO pilots, the worst really. People say to me, and people say this all the time, they say, “Why do they keep crashing their UFOs?” And it’s a problem, and the media isn’t talking about it but it’s a problem and it’s a real problem that the media won’t talk about. But we’re going to build a wall around Zeta Reticuli to keep the Greys out, and the Greys are going to pay for it, believe me, they’ll pay for it.

5091

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week! /slow clap

5092

Well done sir.

5093

This is the worst part of the whole presidency. They had to put the XCOM initiative on hold for four years because they didn’t dare tell him about the aliens.

5094

Aliens would not have allowed Trump to be elected.

Or… maybe he is an alien?

5095

Trump Administration member and former Breitbart editor Sebastian Gorka says the real reason Trump Administration calls CNN etc. “fake news” is that they’re mean to the President.

“There is a monumental desire on behalf of the majority of the media, not just the pollsters, the majority of the media to attack a duly elected President in the second week of his term,” Gorka, a former Breitbart editor who also holds a PhD in political science, told syndicated conservative radio host Michael Medved.
“That’s how unhealthy the situation is and until the media understands how wrong that attitude is, and how it hurts their credibility, we are going to continue to say, ‘fake news.’”

So it has nothing at all to do with fakeness, and everything to do with the media refusing to kneel and kiss the ring.

5096

Talking about the Muslim ban maybe going to the Supreme Court: “You know, some things are law, and I’m all in favor of that, and some things are common sense. This is common sense.”

5097

Mexico walls for some, miniature American flags for others.

5098

Trump and Bannon are merely exchanging long protein strings

5099

Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.

5100

Gonna dress like a fast food employee and drop some ownage on communism.

5101

I’m making an exception for a nice Jill Stein quote in this thread today. Context is the DeVos confirmation vote:

5102

Jill Stein is such a damn idiot. It boggles my mind that anyone at all seriously voted for her.

5103

What does that article have anything to do with her tweet? Did I miss something?

5104

It’s Jill Stein, nothing has to make a lick of sense.

5105

I know it isn’t the correct nomenclature these days, but is she fucking retarded?

5106

Yes…

5107

Between her and Ben Carson, my opinion of the intelligence required to be a doctor has definitely taken a hit