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Jean Claude Van Johnson is pretty funny if you like the old van damme movies.

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Someone just needs to sue Trump Tower and take it from him when it’s found guilty for having housed a Russian spy. Or, you know, not found guilty exactly, just not able to prove that it didn’t do such a thing.

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Amazing.


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We’ll find out Monday! Trudeau boxes so he’s got a firm grip.

5213

What in the world is wrong with this man?

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He’s a colossal douchebag, which has been evident to everyone for anywhere from two to thirty years. In fact, I’m increasingly of the belief that his voters support him because he’s a colossal douchebag, not in spite of it.

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Armed raids, knocking door to door and checkpoints demanding papers from Hispanic looking people?

Yes, this is fascism. Resist.

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They’re douchebags too, just without the money and power to freely express what colossal assholes they are.

5219

I don’t know what I’m looking at here.

5220

On the bottom left there is a black circle around a key, which presumably locks a bag full of state secrets. Only the key is still in the lock, because who cares about state secrets when a giant Graham cracker is in the room.

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There’s a black oval in the lower left of this photograph. It is surrounding the lock mechanism of a secure documents bag – kind of like a bank night deposit bag, but with a special key and lock mechanism for protecting classified material when it is being carried from one safe to another. The oval is highlighting that the key is still in the lock, which could be a security violation. I haven’t worked in a DoD environment in decades; I don’t remember if you are required to separate the key and lock even when the bag is empty and unlocked.

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Oh, i couldn’t see the key in the picture.

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Meet with Japanese, don’t speak Japanese, just smile and nod because you can’t be bothered with translations.

I hope the next time he pulls this the visiting dignitary throws in some shade so we have footage of Trump smiling and nodding while someone calls him a clueless fascist or the like.

5226

What’s the round thing the other guy is holding?

5227

It’s a silicon wafer, and the guy holding it is the CEO of Intel.