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5230

Your President.

Meanwhile this stuff with Flynn is kind of exploding, but you know… he won the election. Remember that?

5231

Dept of Education off to a strong start.

5232

Betsy DuVois must handle the account personally now.

5233

I see what you did there.

5234

I know, I know, “Trump acts like a toddler” gets said nearly every day. But holy shit, guys, the President acts like a toddler.

5235

Trump’s doucebag alpha-male handshake thing. I especially like the Rex Tillerson one where they seem to both apply the same trick, leading to a see-saw handshake.

Tillerson: https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsgJaLdv83KVUoo/giphy.mp4

5236

You can’t not post the best part of that handshake!

5237

I’m tempted to boot up Photoshop just so I can draw in the “what a fucking douchebag” thought bubble, but I guess it’s superfluous anyway.

5238

I’m beginning to wonder what the most effective way to backchannel “Your President has a serious cognitive impairment and cannot be trusted,” would be. Maybe a phone call from a Foreign Minister to the Secretary of State? Or are those public record as well?

5239

It’s only a matter of time before there’s a high-level summit between the major powers to which Trump will not be invited, because the entire point will to be to discuss how to run the world when the President of the United States is off his rocker.

It would be rude to call it the No Donalds Club. But if they call it the International Symposium on Women’s Gay Muslim Climate Change then maybe Trump will stay away on his own.

5240

I really want to see that Trump-Putin photo op where Trump tries to yank Putin around with that idiotic handshake. Of course he wouldn’t because he knows who’s in charge there, but it would be fun to see.

5241

It would be fun to watch Putin bust out some Spetsnaz shit and break Trump’s arm.

5242



But private email servers. Which we also have anyway.

5243

The EU is already having those summits. Not that the US president would normally be invited.

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5245

With Betsy DeVos in charge, no one will learn the proper usage of to/too/two anyway.

5246

Their all going to get it wrong.

5248

This is the Dept. of Education rolling out the new Common Core English. The poster was supposed to read:

“No dream is 2 big,
no challenge is 2 great.
Nothing we want 4 the future,
is beyond R reach.”

Common Core English - The best words, believe me.