5289

Wow, no hyperbole. Watching that clip was… unnerving.

5290

As a dog owner, I’ll have to object to this on principle. I get the idea of the joke, but I object nonetheless. Because, to be honest, it is much easier to hammer the lesson home to even a puppy. And you don’t have to rub her nose in her shit to do it. All you have to do is be her pack leader in a proper manner.

Which is, sadly, something Trump supporters will never enjoy. So…their noses will be repeatedly rubbed in it.

Just let’s not insult dogs by putting them on that level.

-xtien

5291

Honestly I did feel bad about the comparison. For the puppies of course. Was there a potty training module in Nintendogs? Maybe digital puppies would be more appropriate.

5292

Andrew Sullivan being unhappy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=175&v=t23KpN1dWSQ

5293

I was thinking yesterday that he has what I imagine Michael Myer’s eyes must look like behind the mask.

5294

Yeah, I wasn’t kidding. That was the most scared the Trump administration has made me.

5295

I was thinking Miller looks a bit like a young Vincent Schiavelli

“Look! I threw up a tooth!”

5296

https://forum-cdn.quartertothree.com/uploads/default/original/2X/c/c53cfe535582b4391b8496d773eeeea22de324b9.jpg

Here’s the accumulated evidence I have on the millions of illegal votes in California, as well as the New Hampshire voter fraud.

5297

“Wow they’re even smaller in person.”

https://forum-cdn.quartertothree.com/uploads/default/original/2X/c/c53cfe535582b4391b8496d773eeeea22de324b9.jpg

5298

“Why yes, Emperor, those clothes you’re holding are very beautiful”

5299

“Can you spare a dollar for an old man trying to build a wall?”

5300

“When I close this up, I call it a ‘cunniling-fist’.”

5301

https://forum-cdn.quartertothree.com/uploads/default/original/2X/c/c53cfe535582b4391b8496d773eeeea22de324b9.jpg

“Does this smell like taint to you?”

5302

When you can snatch the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

5303

“And then you just grab it”

5304

So I held the baseball like this for the opening pitch…

5305

https://forum-cdn.quartertothree.com/uploads/default/original/2X/c/c53cfe535582b4391b8496d773eeeea22de324b9.jpg

And then you grab em, right there.

5306

The car door opens. This is it. It’s go time. Trudeau steps out of the car and glides into Trump’s outstretched hand. He quickly braces himself on the president’s shoulder, establishing an indomitable centre of gravity. He is going fucking Super Saiyan on this handshake. But Trump will not be deterred. He ratchets up the pressure and tries to pull this punk kid in. There is a tug of war. Trudeau is not moving. His hand is too strong. Their forearms are jerking around with electrical power and neither of them were ready for this to happen.

He can barely believe it himself and he has to look down at his own hands to make sure that this is really happening that, yes, he is not broken. He raises his head again to meet Trump’s gaze with blazing eyes that scream SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS but also AINSI TOUJOURS AUX TYRANS because bilingualism. Utterly destroyed but wanting to be cool about it, Trump gestures at the cameras before leading Justin into his den of lies. He cannot hide the look of absolute mystification on his face.

5307

The handshake thing is so stupid. Does anyone fall for it? Does anyone shake Trump’s hand and think “Oh! He’s so commanding and authoritative! He really established dominance over me when he jerked my hand towards him. What a leader!”?

5308

Well he did get millions of people to somehow vote for him by just blatantly lying so I guess it must work on some folks out there.