Haha.

I love the slant.

Man I wanted a fill in the blank option for all of them that said ‘no, you lying orange faced shit gibbon’

I tried to fill it out… really I did. I just couldn’t get through all 30+ questions without wanting to throw my monitor through the window. What a terrible, bullshit spewing, propaganda filled “survey”.

I got several of these kinds of “surveys” via phone calls during the campaign. They would ask normal questions at first. Who do you support. Who is more trustworthy. Etc. Then they said “please listen to this recorded statement and let me know if it changes your opinion”. It was a 10 minute hate-filled spew, recorded by a local state senator, about what a terrible person Hillary Clinton was, how she can’t be trusted, how she is lying to the public, the media is propping her up, etc. I listened to the whole thing each time, in shock that this was being portrayed as a legitimate survey. It was bewildering. And obviously they worked, because look at who is sitting in the White House right now.

Yeah, same here. By the halfway point I wanted to throttle whomever wrote this.

Just in case you didn’t see it, here is the briefing (timestamped to the 1hr44min start spot) Trump gave:

Here’s a gif summary:

I literally lol’d at your summary

My favorite part of that survey, all the questions are labeled “1.”. Literally every single question is “1.”. And this presumably passed through some sort of proof-reading and quality control. These are the people running the White House right now.

Mine are numbered correctly. Using Chrome on Android.

Must be an IE thing. Looked at it in Firefox and it’s fine. I am disappoint.

Think you’re right. So, to submit the survey, you have to supply your email, which means most non-Trump people simply won’t submit. He’ll get responses only from true believers, so he’ll be able to say that 98% of people surveyed agree that the media is “fake” or whatever. And it’ll sound good to morons.

I submitted. It’s a gmail address, so filtering shit I don’t want is as easy as it gets.

I watched a synopsis of the press conference, and unfortunately, Trump totally won.

I submitted a survey on behalf of Justin Trudeau, i_am_stronger_than_trump@handshake.com

This is disheartening…

It’s disheartening … until you look at their trust in Congress!

Compared to Congress, the press is beloved. But then, compared to Congress, dog shit looks good.

(No really, dog shit polls better than Congress.)

scratch that…THIS is disheartening

Either polls are stupid or people aren’t watching any news at all.

That data is nearly two weeks old. If I were answering, I’d agree he (unfortunately) keeps his promises. And of course he’s strong. Haven’t you seen his handshake?

What promises has he kept? I’d like to see a list. Even a list of one.

I’ve seen it: