You were half and half. People are stupid.

He’s promised not to reveal his taxes.
He’s promised to ban Muslims.
He’s promised to build a stupid wall.
He’s promised to remove stupid regulations that protect our health.

Doing his best to accomplish all those.

On the other hand he promised to drain the swamp and instead he swamped the drain.

He actually promised not to reveal his taxes? Good lord. I don’t remember that.

He hasn’t banned Muslims or built the wall or removed regulations that protect our health yet, though. But I’ll agree that he’s trying his best to keep those promises. The Travel ban was a ham-handed clusterfuck that lasted a few days and hurt innumerable people and made us all afraid permanently while he still has a pulse. But he failed to ban all Muslims from traveling here.

I think he has failed at almost everything he promised so far. All he’s done is make noise,

He did get rid of the regulation stopping waste from coal mining going into streams

I might have exaggerated the tax thing. Point is, the one thing I can say for the guy is that he’s at least attempting to do all the insane bullshit he campaigned on.

Agreed on some matters, although the big one (drain the swamp) is a huge LOL so far, and in my mind, I can’t imagine putting him in the category of a promise keeper.

Now if I were asked if I might categorize him as a babbling and demented narcissist, I’m in.

No argument here.

And if some old dude promised me that he was going to take a big dump on my front porch and then rub his ass on my glass front door, and then walked on my porch and yanked down his pants, the first thing out of my mouth wouldn’t be, “A promise keeper!”

I know we aren’t arguing here. I just couldn’t resist typing that little story.

Also, I’d like to read Trump’s wedding vows. All of them.

If/When

"Give Christie the meat loaf. Cut the glaze off his piece. No glaze for him! He doesn’t deserve glaze! Glaze is for closers, Chris! You think I’m fucking with you? I am NOT fucking with you.

I want to see him eat it out of a dog food dish."

Currently on Netflix! Just watched it (Glengarry Glen Ross) again last night. Good stuff.

Fifty Shades of Orange.

Edit: Also, sounds suspiciously similar/parallel to Harward’s “shit sandwich” experience.

Edit #2: Oh and I think it was Pat Nixon who created the supposedly amazing White House meatloaf.

It would be quite meta if Trump started doing Baldwin from Glengarry.

“Mr. President, what’s your policy on the two-state solution?”
“FUCK YOU, that’s my policy!”

“Third prize is your country gets nuked.”

-xtien

‘The news is fake’
‘The news is fake? Fucking news is fake? You’re fake.’

Seriously?

Heh, yeah, I got a good laugh out of that as well.

https://twitter.com/PresVillain/

This one (from yesterday’s meltdown, er press conference) is perfect:

How about this? https://theslot.jezebel.com/a-full-transcript-of-president-donald-j-trumps-press-c-1792449195