5672

Not to worry; this guy’s got it under control.

5673

The funny thing is should Trump stroke out while in office, the “CIA poisoned Trump” conspiracy theories will be around for decades.

Maybe I should register a domain name now, just in case.

5674

Physician, heal thyself?

5675

Our hero emerges.

5676

Day 31, and he can claim victory. How many ISIS attacks have there been in the U.S. since Trump was sworn in? ZERO. How many ISIS attacks against Americans overseas? ZERO. Victory for Trump, defeat for ISIS.

See that, it’s Trump Logic. Our new reality.

5677

I can’t seem to get this video to embed but here’s a link of our President telling Ali G that people traded rocks hundreds of millions of years ago.

5678
5679

Regardless of the source, it’s idiotic. the level of debt in a president’s first month has absolutely nothing to do with that president. It doesn’t even have much to do with previous president.

5680

Hey, when you have nothing else to brag about, you frame your Certificate Of Participation.

5681

It’s worse than that. If what Trump says is exactly true, it shows that Obama inherited something terrible and improved it dramatically over 8 years:

5682
5683

Trump is skipping the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (which everyone else was skipping anyway.)

5684

Now he can claim that the reason people didn’t go is because he’s so important and beloved that no one else wanted to attend if he didn’t.

5685

Well, it is the site of the deep trauma that led him on this path of chaos and darkness.

5686

We’re lucky the press is allowed to attend.

5687

I can barely believe that he didn’t go on to say that he was not attending because he was working on his plan to defeat ISIS, or something.

5688

That’ll be his next Mar-a-Lago photo op. Right next to his big prop with a label of ‘New Tax Code’.

5689

A perfect example of Trumpian logic:

So the Russia talk is all fake to cover up the illegal leaks, which are about the Russia talk.

5690

Given his history of going out of his way to say something is fake, only to find out that it is real… I would say that he just confirmed that there are some problematic Russia ties. He’s just trying to set the tone of the conversation so that when they are revealed, his base will already be saying that they are fake.

5691

You know what uranium is, right?