Clay
5692
It’s that planet that the USS Enterprise flies around looking for Klingons, right?
It’s the plural form of one of the planets in our solar system, right?
-xtien
[EDIT: @Clay beat me to the joke]
I’m obviously the most biased bias-man in Bias Town, but uh yeah obviously, Jesus Christ.
Right? Is this not transparent to literally everyone?
I suppose we have established previously that American voters are fucking idiots, but c’mon.
Maybe 45 thinks that the illegal leaks can at the same time be fake.
Timex
5696
This shit has been obvious since before Trump was even made the GOP nominee.
rei
5697
Autocrat Pylon is going to be live-tweeting the Oscars right?
If only someone would introduce a bill enforcing an increase in pylon construction.
ShivaX
5699
kerzain
5700
That’s how I eat my steak. Maybe I’ve been wrong about Trump this whole time.
This is totally believable. The last few months of 2016 I helped open a new restaurant here in Seattle. One of the guys I had working for me in the kitchen was this total asshole (Trump supporter, but that’s not the only reason) who apparently used to work at Mar-a-Lago. He said Trump would call down to the kitchen at 2 am and order things like 10 big scallops, well-done, with ketchup. I was appalled, but he kept saying he wanted to go work for him again in the White House.
Well if Trump is putting ketchup on everything, as a cook, that gives you a lot of leeway to fuck things up and Trump would never notice.
Unless you cooked things properly.
Maybe he only notices things when they are done properly. And then changes them.
-xtien
ShivaX
5704
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The Fix’s Callum Borchers noted something unusual about the White House’s press strategy this week: It has a tendency to not comment on negative stories until they have already published, and then it simply dismisses them out of hand and attacks the media. It happened with this week’s AP story on a draft Department of Homeland Security memo that entertained the idea of dispatching 100,000 National Guard troops to deport illegal immigrants. And it happened with CNN’s story about Kellyanne Conway being pulled off TV by the White House.
It’s a strategy that, as Borchers notes, suggests the White House isn’t really interested in litigating the details of the reporting, but would rather use the stories to label the media the enemy, after the fact.
But perhaps it’s also because they realize they can’t really litigate the details – that they don’t have a leg to stand on.
Miramon
5706
I like well-done meat sometimes. But not with ketchup. I maintain that distance from the creature’s tastes, anyway.
JonRowe
5708
Sure, make your store bought sirloin and turn it into jerky. Don’t buy an aged NY Strip choice cut and kill it! It is a crime against food.
The funny thing about this is, that Chefs often joke about people that order steaks well done, often they use the term, NY Strip, kill it. And often times they grab the more subpar cuts, because you won’t be able to tell the difference anyway.
What’s interesting about this story is they never come out an specify what the split was on the votes cast by illegally registered non-citizens. Given the counties represented, I’d be willing to say it was close to 50/50 Republican/Democrat, which makes it completely moot, as if 84 votes in all of Ohio wasn’t completely moot to begin with.
But yeah, 3 million illegal aliens totally voted for Hillary in 2016. How did people become this stupid? Is there a chemical in McDonald’s French fries or something?
CraigM
5711
Damn ninja. Was literally typing up an Alex Jones/ contrails joke.
