5712

Also:
“Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.”

Except everyone.

5713

Of the 83 voters in Ohio, I wonder what it means by “non-citizens”. I mean, are they actually illegal immigrants, or visa holders, or are they just people who aren’t citizens in Ohio? Like, people like Trump’s kids who are illegally registered in multiple states?

5714

Gotta post the rest of that golden paragraph:

The man who hosted the show less than two years ago apparently still unaware it’s a live broadcast, despite the word LIVE being in the title for nearly all of its 40+ years. Also, the show was off that night and aired reruns.

5715

That is a 54 dollar cut of steak. I checked the menu at the restaurant.

And he eats it well done with ketchup.

A cow died for this, the least decent thing you could do is have it prepared correctly.

Look, above all, it is a waste of money. Cooking steak too long makes good cuts of steak taste like mediocre ones, if you want mediocre steak, go to TGI fridays. Cheaper, and you get unlimited appetizers.

Like, if you like well done, honestly, get a dry-aged 50 dollar NY strip steak (or ribeye, which I prefer) and get it medium rare, close your eyes, eat a piece, and savor the melt-in-your-mouth goodness of a medium rare prime steak. My favorite meal ever.

5716

When I moved to California from Texas years ago I met people that didn’t realize it was broadcast live. It’s not out here as they show it three hours later at 1130 PST.

5717

It just furthers the idea that Trump is just like a weird parody account of a rich person.

Like, he has limitless means to enjoy all of the finer things in life, but he has no actual TASTE or ability to appreciate anything. He’ll buy an expensive steak, because it’s expensive… but has no idea what’s good about it, or what he’s paying for.

You see it with basically everything about him… It’s all this gaudy show, with no class at all. He’s like an unfunny version of Dangerfield’s character from Caddyshack.

On some level, you could imagine this if he had grown up blue collar, and only came into money late in life, so just was never exposed to fancy shit… But he’s been rich his whole freaking life. He’s got no excuse. He’s just an asshole.

5718

Here’s Trump pretending to eat like a normal person. Only after the shot he probably dumps the whole thing in the trash and gets his shitty ketchup steak.

5719

An asshole who apparently likes ketchup on most everything.

5720

Probably gets him votes in Pittsburgh.

Ran out of ketchup last november… totally ruined thanksgiving!

5721
5722

Certain segments are pre-recorded. He’s done the show, he knows that.

5723

Sassy Trump is back

5724

Drunk Trump is best Trump:

Like that weird neighbor you have.

5725

“I bet they’re asleep in New York. I bet they’re asleep all over America.” Trump angrily struck the side of the ketchup bottle. “Of all the strip steaks on all the tables in all the world, I can’t get enough ketchup on mine.”

5726

Love Drunk Trump. Sassy Trump is close though.

5727

I mean, set it all aside, but who the hell puts ketchup on a steak? I mean Jesus, of all the things ketchup? Not even steak sauce like A1, strait ketchup?

What a maroon.

5728

I am a “very well done steak with A1 sauce” guy, but even I will never order steak when I go to a restaurant. because it just seems like the wrong thing to do.

5729

Bro, stick to pizza.

5730

5731

I pretty much do. I have steak maybe 3-4 times a year and pizza about 2-3 times a week.