Our President cannot speak a single coherent sentence to save his life. Even when the subject is the one and only thing on Earth he knows about: himself.
I wonder if he could pass the tests ER people give to test whether patients are suffering from a concussion?
Timex
6015
At this point it’s obvious that his brain isn’t working right. He’s almost certainly suffering from some kind of senility or dementia.
Timex
6017
The man is really profoundly stupid. A true imbecile.
Who gives a shit that he made money for NBC? Does he understand that he is the most powerful man in the world, heir to the office of Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln? Fuck, even Dubya started to read biographies of former presidents.
I’d call him an idiot savant, but he hasn’t really earned the savant part of that title. He’s like an idiot born to wealth who can be quite shrewd about some things, and who from some accounts can be personally charming, who lucked into a job. I refuse to believe he knew what he was doing during the campaign. It’s just that what he was doing resonated with enough people and he happened to be running against a woman who was deeply unpopular with many people.
That, and the few people who bothered to vote despise politicians, so even an idiot non-politician was marginally better than a smart career politician. Before he beat a Clinton he beat a Bush. Bush never even got traction.
I guess I’m ready for Plato’s Philosopher-King. When Donald Trump is elected, democracy isn’t working.
McDonald’s Twitter handler is about to lose his/her job.

Timex
6022
I feel like I should go buy a burger from them now.
JMR
6023
I hope that’s official from corporate HQ but I doubt it. The downside is that a bunch of poor min wage workers at Micky D’s are going to get harassed by a bunch of shit flinging Trumpsters by a tweet that had no control over.
Edit: McD just posted that their account was compromised.
https://twitter.com/McDonaldsCorp
How in the hell do you link a tweet?
You just select the individual tweet and post the link.
Timex
6025
Just copy a link to the tweet, and paste it.
Just tweak a perk to the leet.
rowe33
6027
Just twerk and pee on the elite.
Timex
6028
It’s where the elite meet, after they eat, so once again they can be petite.
Is that a direct quote from the dossier on Trump and his Russian dealings?
Timex
6030
Trump hires the best people.
https://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/busted-trump-campaign-chair-caught-in-a-motel-room-with-an-underage-boy/
Oklahoma state Sen. Ralph Shortey is facing numerous charges from Moore police after he was caught in a Super 8 Motel room with a minor boy.
According to KOCO reporter Bret Buganski, police are recommending the Republican lawmaker be charged with soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of church and transporting purpose of prostitution.
I am still consistently amazed about how these guys espouse to be anti-gay and stuff, and they always turn out to be not only gay, but super deviant gay with pedohphilia and shit.
Like, this is ALWAYS THE FUCKING CASE. EVERY TIME.
rowe33
6031
Shortey was just nominated as Trump’s Secretary of NAMBLA last week too. How disappointing.
KevinC
6032
It really is. I just got to the point where I assume anyone preaching about the evils of homosexuality immediately follows their speeches with solicitation of gay prostitutes.