In honor of the day and my heritage, just wanted to post one of my favorite Irish proverbs, very dear to my heart:

"I just start kissing them.
It’s like a magnet. I just kiss.
I don’t even wait.

And when you’re a star, they let you do it.
You can do anything.

Grab them by the pussy.
You can do anything."

This guy is so reckless and irresponsible.

I’m sure he’s pissed that she was called the leader of the free world instead of him. Plus, she’s not a super model, she’s powerful, smart, knowledgeable, and by all accounts came ready to school him on how the world actually works.

I’m sure she’s just relieved that his tiny hands will never be big enough to give any kind of credible massage.

Powerful 90 seconds clip. I love Trump’s facial expression during it. Does he understand he is getting dissed?

Guys it’s ok! The President is not personally responsible for anything he watches on TV!

Mr. Trump made clear that he felt the White House had nothing to retract or apologize for. He said his spokesman was simply repeating an assertion made by a Fox News commentator.

“We said nothing,” Mr. Trump told a German reporter who asked about the matter at a joint White House news conference with Chancellor Angela Merkel. “All we did was quote a certain very talented legal mind who was the one responsible for saying that on television. I didn’t make an opinion on it.” He added: “You shouldn’t be talking to me. You should be talking to Fox."

Shocked? Because they themselves are spineless bastards that refuse to call him out? Maybe we can hire some of Germany’s free press for our use.

And just like that Fox was thrown under the bus.

They’ll still lick his nut sack though, don’t worry.

Fox says what?

I know this is not an original thought, but what a shitshow…just never even pauses…

Trump is Joe Beergut. He watches Fox News and it tells him everything he needs to know about the state of the world. I’m surprised he doesn’t quote the Onion, but the Onion is a bit too clever for him.

I think if we had randomly select a US citizen and made that person president, he or she would take the job more seriously than Trump. He’s appalling. He’s worse than I imagined he could be.

Hah, joke’s on you, because they DID quote a satirical piece today, without realizing that it was satire.

What history will make of the time America voted a gurning buffoon into the White House it remains to be seen.

Our gurning buffoon only made Foreign Secretary.

Shocked face :|

Reading about the stupid Trump handshake thing, I was reading a bit about Merkel. She has a freaking PHD in physical chemistry. Leader of the free world - no joke.