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That’s exactly what happened.

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https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/843297810707599360

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What is this referencing?

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It’s about this: https://storify.com/max_read/roger-stone-is-though-thoroughly-burned-by-spookpe?utm_source=embed_header

which was a commentary on this pic of Stone: https://twitter.com/stoneonstyle/status/823676971389427713

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I dunno, dressing as a Great Depression-era rich man is probably the most appropriate thing one could wear to Trump’s inauguration.

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Animatronic beefy arms every 25 feet for punching invaders.

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If only good could triumph because evil is dumb.

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You mean like this.

edit: better pic

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I created a Twitter bot that uses Markov Chains to create Tweets based on Trump speech transcripts and several books from the Gutenberg project. I’m still tweaking a bit to make it sound more consistently Trump like and less nonsensical, but anywho… here it is.

https://twitter.com/GutenTrump

So far, it’s produced such gems as:

It’s short-lived first incarnation was a little obscene, but that should be mostly fixed now. One of the sources (weighted much lower than the others (at least now)) is a Victorian erotica novel that’s one of the most popular Gutenberg books. It also uses HP Lovecraft and Heart of Darkness, at the moment. I need to find more Trump speech transcripts to feed it.

I went through HoD and Lovecraft and changed most of the names to be members of his cabinet or other prominent politicians.

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Does not compute!

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Agreed.

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Train it on some translations of Putin’s speeches too. :)

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That’s a good idea! I need to spend more time looking for speech transcripts. FWIW, I did a Replace all in the Heart of Darkness text to change occurrences of “Kurtz” to be Putin instead. :)

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Automatic Donald Trump

Insta-Trump
http://trump.frost.works

And on Twitter, Trumpbot (@roboDonaldTrump) and Markov Trump (@markov_trump).

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https://twitter.com/DeepDrumpf

Still the best

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Yeah, this is not an original idea by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s fun to hack at.

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I feel like Kurtz is Trump tho…