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That looks like one of those butane gas lighters. Must have run out of gas.

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aaaand…reset the “Days Without Being a National Embarrassment” counter back to ZERO.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-carriage-uk_us_58f23c17e4b0da2ff86125d5

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Direct link if you want to avoid twitter: (seriously, if there was a link to the article in that twitterfest I’m too incompetent to find it.)

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2017-who-replies-to-trumps-tweets/

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President Trump’s motorcade on Saturday reportedly took a longer route than usual on its way back to the president’s Mar-a-Lago resort in what reporters said appeared to be an attempt to avoid large crowds of Tax March protesters.

According to pool reports, Trump’s motorcade made a long loop to get back to Mar-a-Lago after leaving Trump International Golf Club in Florida around 1:30 p.m.

Meanwhile, reporters traveling separately in press vans that continued on the shorter route back to the luxury resort immediately encountered “hundreds of protesters” demanding the president release his tax returns.

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This only seems like a complete non-sequitur:

… because of course in Trump’s head being President is supposed to be like being a storybook king. Everyone is supposed to kiss your foot and never say mean things about you and you get to eat chocolate cake at every meal.

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It’s like if you pass the job interview then are surprised you actually have to show up and work.

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Luckily he only has to show up for 4 days a week, then he goes golfing and eats cake.

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Remember way back after the Inauguration, when everyone agreed that while Trump might be insane, he was at least doing what he said he was going to do?

Now, not so much.

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Trump was actively lying at that point, to the extent that he was directly contradicting himself, thus he MUST have been lying.

People who thought he kept his promises were imbeciles.

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Trump never lies. He deeply believes in his heart whatever happens to be convenient to believe at the time.

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Your President.

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The Easter bunny looks like he can’t comprehend what is happening.

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Oh right, America or whatever.

Edit:


Also democracy, whatever, loosest slots in Istanbul!

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Awesome.

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“Fuck you kid!”

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He’s turning senile in real time.

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The anguished, “No!” is the best part.