2876

At first I was like “yeah, it’s a big part of his shtick” but apparently they mean literally.

2877

Full headline:

Stripper called Pole Assassin (who hooked up with Longhorns coach shortly after he left his wife and three kids) defends her emotional support monkey after it was accused of biting a child at a Halloween haunted house

2878

At long last, Joe Rogan can go fuck himself.

2879

Kyle is representative of 20+% of the electorate.

2880

So can we relocate all the Kyle’s to the south and give succession another go?

What is it that attracts Kyle’s that we can beg, borrow or steal and place in say Alabama or Mississippi that would draw them there?

2881

I say relocate them to the north. Teach them a lesson. By the way, secession.

2882

Ha! Good catch.

2883

Yknow, I have to notice that the tv is still functioning. Maybe one could really drill 20 or 30 holes in it…

2884

I think this guy listened to the wrong Bob Marley records.

Considering Kyle’s executing a late-stage Elvis move, maybe that’s whose picture should be up on the wall.

2885

Damn it, my home boys will never improve if you keep sending idjits like this there. Send 'em to, I dunno, Minnesota or something.

2886

Lol, that tweet where you suddenly realize that the new university you’ve signed up to create is actually just another right-wing grift.

2887

Why not?

2888

This whole thing is WTF:

Veritas is the worst of the worst scum, but that doesn’t mean the government gets to raid them for what seems like no reason. DOJ has fuck-all to say in their defense, but they’re the DOJ so that’s nothing new.

2889

Given the players in that drama, I think I’d take a wait-and-see approach before throwing rocks.

2890

Members of Project Veritas has previously engaged in and pled guilty to federal crimes. Their thing is sting operations that often go comically wrong. It’s hardly unreasonable that they may have done more crime.

2891

I vaguely remembered some previous interactions between the DOJ and PrVert, and this seems to be it:

Probably a good life lesson in there about not pranking the security services.

2892
2893

This seems… silly.

I’ve never heard of this band, so unless there’s some very specific context unique to them why they should be singled out and not allowed to use the name “Girl Band”, this sounds like a weird thing to chastise them for.

2894

It’s been one week since they changed their name. They looked around and saw their members were still the same. Five days since they spilled the tea. Was this all made up for publicity? Three days since they looked it through, to their horror they found that “Gilla” meant youth. There’s no kids in the band, they’ve themselves to blame, and they still have two days to come up with a new name.

2895

Nicely done! The only issue is that now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day.