ahahahahahahaha!

Well it certainly is with that attitude.

Damn near killed him.

Perhaps he just wanted to be part of the Civil Guard in his area as a munition sexpert?

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Brings all new meaning to “passing the collection plate”.

Shared this with my kid, and we had the following exchange:
“What a crappy place to hide money.”
“Better than pissing it all away.”
“But you know what? That’s a really honest plumber.”
“No shit!”

(I’ve raised him with a steady diet of dad jokes and puns)

True story: I can’t remember which, but at least one televangelist back in the day (Probably Peter Popoff, since Randi burned him to the ground with hidden mics) would just throw away all the small donations, it wasn’t worth his trouble to process them. Quality folks.

Wouldn’t that hurt?

“Justin said the church or HPD never thanked him or reached out to him about $25,000 reward money,”

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is packing a gun

pls no

I think this is where this story would go.

That is a good ruling in my book!

This seems of interest to the forum.

Fools. That only works for spiders.

there’s a game on Game Pass right now about that very subject.

Snakes are generally a good thing to have, as the alternative is the rodents they eat.