The Assorted "WTF, 2021?" Thread

[Nesrie]

Waffles require special equipment and take a lot longer to make in large batches. The people who say they prefer pancakes over waffles just forced themselves to think that way to warm up their lack of syrup pool lives.

[inactive_user]

Give me stroopwaffles or give me death!

[HideousRex]

Dude, pancakes FTW.

I mean, would you rather eat at Waffle House or IHOP? Every Waffle House I’ve been to was low rent and dirty, while IHOP gives you four (4!) different types of syrup at your table. FOUR!

[Houngan]

But the hash browns!

[RichVR]

Waffles.
Pancakes.
All good. But what about French toast?

And yes, hash browns. All the time. Every day. Suck it.

[arrendek]

Did anyone get that I was just making a Mitch Hedberg reference?

Anyways, here’s what Mitch had to say about pancakes (I couldn’t find the exact line I was referencing so you get this instead):

Mitch Hedberg - Pancake Joke

[sillhouette]

@legowarrior

But I think Mormonism, if it is considered Christian, probably has the least in common with other Christian groups overall.

Seventh-Day Adventists are a candidate for “Christian, but most antagonistic and divergent from other Protestants”. They are the source for a lot of the “Pope is the anti-Christ” talk, and consider the disciples moving worship from Saturday to Sunday as the work of the devil.

[anonymgeist]

Savory breakfast > sweet breakfast

[RichVR]

Porque no los dos? Sausage and bacon go great with maple syrup.

[Sharpe]

/bombast voice: “Piiiigs in a Blaaaanket!”

[RichVR]

So glad that I could get the thread back on track. No need to thank me.

[Telefrog]

@scottagibson

They’re cold, dry pancakes with a syrup trap. Blech.

Cold? You need to go to better places to eat waffles.

[RichVR]

This Guy Had To Spend 24 Hours At A Waffle House After Losing His Fantasy...

[abrandt]

@sillhouette

They are the source for a lot of the “Pope is the anti-Christ” talk,

I think the Pope as Anti-Christ idea goes back to some of Luther’s ideas at the very start of Protestantism.

[ShivaX]

@RichVR

All good. But what about French toast?

French toast just wins. But it’s more work to make, so it usually loses.

[TheWombat]

@inactive_user

Give me stroopwaffles or give me death!

Dude, I’d join this revolution in a heartbeat. One heartbeat, probably, because after the stroopwaffles, I’d probably be dead, but still.

[Sabotai]

@TheWombat

@inactive_user

Give me stroopwaffles or give me death!

Dude, I’d join this revolution in a heartbeat. One heartbeat, probably, because after the stroopwaffles, I’d probably be dead, but still.

So do you prefer the fresh ones from the market with gooey caramel inside

or do you prefer the Stroopwafel “Extra”, with M&M’s, Muisjes or other crunchy stuff?

[inactive_user]

What curious perversions of perfection the latter are!

[Enidigm]

THANK GOODNESS there are some marzipan based neighbors to put this stroopwafel nonsense down. I mean you get independence from Spain and look what happens.

[TheWombat]

The pure version, please! Though I will give @Enidigm props for marzipan; living in Germany, I was introduced to the joys of that confection as well.