It’s a mega con, alright.
RichVR
1973
I didn’t think they were having one this year.
What could go wrong with that plan?
dtolman
1976
Note to future selves - do not disassemble Ceres. We’re gonna need it in a few dozen million years.
Menzo
1977
If humans are still around and haven’t figured out how to get off this rock permanently in a billion years, then the species deserves to burn.
But what about the protomolecule?
Someone should propose a secondary mission, in which a 600 AU hookah hose is attached to the asteroid, enabling humanity to take a massive hit from the gas giant bong every 6000 years. Needless to say, the gas giant bong will need to be constructed first.
https://archive.is/pENwP
Knowing humanity, we’re going to wait till the last million years when it’s too late to get the project started.
I see your germ-terrain-wtf theory, and raise you people who refuse vaccines because they went to the movies and saw a thing
Seriously, who needs doctors when you have Will Smith movies
wavey
1982
Anyone else remembering that one episode of Red Dwarf where Lister played pool with planets?
Knowing humanity, there’s no way we’re gonna last that long.
The Right thinks it’s getting better at comedy so why am I not getting nervous?
The arrogant pomposity of this guy, who looks like he hasn’t missed that many meals lately.
KevinC
1989
He keeps saying there’s a million of them. Best of luck to them, sounds like they’ll be pretty outnumbered!
Also, apparently “a million” people wanting something is enough to warrant violently overthrowing the government.
I don’t think “good citizens” means what he thinks it means. Perhaps he meant members of Meal Team Six?
