Enidigm
2039
I donāt see why we canāt just tie a rope to the moon and generate electricity as it moves away from the earth. This is a perfect plan and has no possible drawbacks.
Matt_W
2041
Has been done for many decades and every public utility in the world has it as part of its renewable energy plan for evening out energy demand cycles.
Well, McEnany is clearly much more efficient ā fewer, shorter press conferences to get the same thing done!
Donāt windmills cause cancer? Didnāt some smart person say that?
Thrag
2044
Biden to reveal his package on Wednesday
Maybe this will finally get Republicans on board with climate change and anti-pollution measures.
Then again, most of them already seem to be trying too hard to compensate forā¦somethingā¦so perhaps not.
CraigM
2046
While also enlarging assholes.

Not sure if these are part of the package, assume so as a funding mechanism.
These are all right ideas. Corporate tax increase doesnāt really recover rates to where they were before Trumpās tax cuts, but the move to tax global profits (assuming thatās what that is) will make up for it.
Please, he didnāt say anything that silly - he said it was the noise from the windmills that cause cancer.
But⦠the top 1-5% of people in America do not like these ideas.
Why canāt Joe be more bipartisan-y?
Actual ādog bites manā story inbound!
ACTUAL INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK:
Aw yiss, itās good to be a Virginian.
RichVR
2054
There goes another meme. What the fuck is Biden doing? Is nothing sacred?
Legit chuckles, sir, well done.
Joe Biden, despite all his years in politics, doesnāt really get the politics thing. What you do is promise something is going to happen in two weeks, and never say anything about it again, unless someone questions you on it, and you say two weeks again. Repeat.
Right? Someone should tell Joe he can act like that and still get at least 74 million people to vote for him.