The Biden Presidency is underway.

[RothdaTheTruculent]

There’s a pretty harrowing picture of this bridge from 3 years ago:

Dr. G Kochanski

[TranquilityBase]

Well, this aged well:

President Biden

Shaun

[rrmorton]

Pretty sure it’s the bridge that didn’t age well.

[scottagibson]

Indeed, the bridge apparently being a piece of shit 3 years ago is entirely the fault of Joe Biden who took office (checks notes) last January, and the infrastructure bill that passed (checks notes) last November.

[Thrag]

I’m just waiting for the inevitable claims from Q cultists that Soros had the bridge blown to prop up the Biden regime.

[KevinC]

Really, it’s proof that masks infrastructure bills don’t work.

[Strollen]

@KevinC

Really, it’s proof that masks infrastructure bills don’t work.

LOL.

[ShivaX]

Soledad O'Brien

[TranquilityBase]

Fetterman is on site in all his wintry splendor.

Populism Updates

Also, it just occurred to me that the sturdiest bridge in the country has also probably destroyed the most vehicles.

[Freezer-TPF]

Fetterman is definitely a different kind of duck.

[Timex]

@RothdaTheTruculent

There’s a pretty harrowing picture of this bridge from 3 years ago:

Fun fact:
Many years ago, a young Timex was high as shit under that very bridge.

[RichVR]

SO IT WAS YOU!

[Strollen]

@Timex

Fun fact:
Many years ago, a young Timex was high as shit under that very bridge.

I bet you were still Republican back then. Proof that Republicans are toxic.

[John_Doyle]

@Timex

a young Timex was high as shit under that very bridge.

Confirmed. Marijuana is a gateway drug to the collapse of society.

[KevinC]

@Timex

Many years ago, a young Timex was high as shit under that very bridge.

Did you sometimes feel like you didn’t have a partner? Do you ever wanna feel how you did that day?

[RichVR]

[Matt_W]

@TranquilityBase

Also, it just occurred to me that the sturdiest bridge in the country has also probably destroyed the most vehicles.

My hometown had one of those

Truck meets bridge: The story behind Spokane’s much-scarred overpasses

[Thrag]

Doh! I was typing up this same joke before I scrolled down.

[antlers]

@TranquilityBase

Well, this aged well:

When we move stuff faster through ports, when bridges don’t have weight restrictions, when there’s less traffic on our roads — that’s how we resolve supply chain problems and get goods to people quicker and cheaper. The Bipartisan Infrastructure Law is helping make it happen.

You realize that the point of the quoted stuff is that infrastructure spending will allow us to repair and replace bridges that are in such poor repair they need to have draconian weight limits, and absolutely nothing to do with removing weight limits on bridges without repairing them first?

Shaun was clearly too stupid to get that point.

[Timex]

I also may have thrown up under that bridge, so maybe my stomach acid ultimately led to its downfall, 20+ years later.