Is Ari really so weak he needs a proofreader for homophones? Maybe he should have some notes.
Sharpe
1979
You guys are causing me actual pain.
Everyone knows real presidents just lie or bullshit.
So unemployment benefits in 2020 are tax free on the federal level? Nice! My sister will be very happy to hear that.
Banzai
1982
āweekā?
Ari might want to bring a typed multi-page document that shows how to spell shit.
I think thatās what Reptile said, just with bigger words.
LockerK
1984
Up to $10,200 per person, provided you make under $150k.
The difference between covering an imbecilic clown in a filthy diaper and a functioning human being.
That was a funny scene. A funny movie generally.
That guy is SUCH a DICK I canāt understand how he keeps getting re-elected. I mean, donāt people see his face and hear him talk? He is completely without charm or charisma of any kind. And that smarmy condescending little smile of his makes me want to reach through the screen and punch him.
Menzo
1988
He gets re-elected because the people who vote in Texas like people who are dicks to Liberals.
The explanation Iāve heard is just āHispanic last name + R next to nameā = instant majority from low-information voters.
So, itās just a question of getting primaried, and thatās where there ābe a dick to Liberalsā comes in.
And that tinny voice. I canāt un-hear it.
KevinC
1991
Look, Iām not going to consider it a success until 500 million Americans are vaccinated.
IKR? Trump had more than that at his inauguration!
So Dana Carveyās Biden impression is hilariousā¦
Damn thatās good on the voice, but it doesnāt really have the mannerism down yet.
So, is Bidenās master Bill Gates dissatisfied with the speed of nano-chip implantation?!
