Kimberley Strassel is amazingly dumb.

The prospect of Trump taking AZ with these final votes, and Biden juuuuust failing to catch up in PA or GA will be this evening’s nightmare fuel.

ugh, yeah, forgot about the kids. I think daddy is done after this, hopefully, but the rest of the affluenza will probably persist. It’s even easier than being handed a real estate empire.

I think that Trump would need it to be more like +20 to actually close the gap.

Very true, and even if you don’t win control of the senate!

Domestic policy on big issues might not move much, but foreign policy will change alot and climate change negotiations will now go much better that the US isn’t intentionally acting as a spoiler and will start instructing its little satellite allies (like Australia) to stop acting like a spoiler too.

So much this

I think PA must be on dinner break or something, results are just trickling in.

From Skelley at 538’s liveblog:
“Prior to this latest report from Maricopa, Arizona’s secretary of state had said that about 600,000 votes remained uncounted statewide and about 420,000 were in Maricopa County (Phoenix) specifically. If Trump were to win around 59 percent of all of those outstanding votes, it would be just enough to put him over the top. However, we don’t really know just how the remaining votes will trend.”

We have counted the votes
Which were in the dropbox

and which you were probably hoping
to suppress by fiat

Forgive me, It’s just procedure
So sweet and so cold

That was beautiful man, beautiful.

And I think I heard someone say that there are no more Arizona votes being added until around midnight eastern.

Rush Limbaugh, another Very Smart guy, floated this same bullshit earlier today. She probably got it from him.

Sounds like Antifa riots trying to deny the 2020 Trump train.

Edit: Now in tweet form!

According to these people the 9:00 pm EST release is from election day walk-in voters, the rest are mail ballots.

I want off Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.