The Biden Won & it's OVER, Deep dish pizza is delicious, & Gilmore Girls is awesome thread

[Timex]

@triggercut

Teensy update from PA: 122,000 vote margin.

How much outstanding vote is left?

[Hotfreak]

Verno

@Dave_Perkins

Thigpen at YYOC reports that four votes have come in for Vernon Township, 3 for Trump and 1 for Biden, which is just shy of the 75.00001% rate that Trump needs in order to maintain his lead in Hamilton County. Buckle up!

Vernon township has at least 6 voters. Strap in. We could be in for a long weekend!

[triggercut]

@Menzo

Too bad we don’t have that technology and all discussions must happen in the same thread.

Also noted. :)

I’m jumping into an NFL football swarm here, back shortly.

[Menzo]

@Lantz

We’re still tabulating votes on whether to create a separate thread. There’s between 1 and 100k votes outstanding.

Well played.

[Hotfreak]

It would be nice to get a bourbon discussion going here. Seems appropriate.

[Rward]

Get yourself a bottle of Dr. Loosen reisling. You will not regret it.

[Mark_Weston]

@robc04

So is there a wine for people who don’t like wine? I prefer sweet to dry, as in a don’t like dry at all. And I know nothing about wine.

Port. Which, it turns out, is much easier to obtain in the USA than I expected.

A few warnings. It’s more expensive than wine, it’s more alcoholic than most wines, and you won’t want to drink it with dinner. But if you’re a drinker with a sweet tooth, give it a try.

A nice intro to Port that I’ve found available in multiple liquor stores in Colorado: http://www.fonseca.pt/en/port/wood/ruby-port/bin-27/

[Koz]

@Timex

@triggercut

Teensy update from PA: 122,000 vote margin.

How much outstanding vote is left?

About 500k according to NYT

[nKoan]

So what’s the legal win in PA that Trump is referring to?

[Daagar]

@Dave_Perkins

I’ve developed a mathematical formula for how much buckling up you should do when you see results:

For example, if Nevada releases 375 ballots from the WESTERN half of Orson County (so, set p = 0.44) and it’s 12:30pm Eastern time (so, set t = 45) and you slept for 2.5 solid hours last night, then divide 375 by 0.44, subtract 45 from 1000, multiply the results by 0.023, set that equal to M, and then

BUCKLE_UP = [ (50p + number of delegates at large) * M ] / log(number of times opening this thread)

You may need to augment by the sine of how many times your emotions have fluxed in the past 30 minutes.

Nate Silver wants to know your location.

[MikeOberly]

Jon Ralston (RalstonReports)

[Menzo]

[Thrag]

@Rward

Get yourself a bottle of Dr. Loosen reisling. You will not regret it.

Can confirm, though I like the Dr. Thanisch more. Anything from the Mosul region is usually good.

[DeForrestation]

[Dissensus]

@nKoan

So what’s the legal win in PA that Trump is referring to?

I think it involves a lower-court (not state supreme) ruling allowing some of their poll watches inside of the building where votes are being counted. Unless they’ve won another since that one.

[antlers]

I thought you were in the know-- since we’re all Democrats here.

Wine doesn’t mean wine ;)

[Nesrie]

@robc04

So is there a wine for people who don’t like wine? I prefer sweet to dry, as in a don’t like dry at all. And I know nothing about wine.

Umeshu is very sweet; it’s a plum wine. I also like this brand and their flavors:

Also very sweet.

[Daagar]

@Dissensus

I think it involves a lower-court (not state supreme) ruling allowing some of their poll watches inside of the building where votes are being counted. Unless they’ve won another since that one.

So they won a legal battle to have people in there, that were already legally allowed to be in there? I should have been a lawyer, dammit.

[robc04]

Thanks again for all the recommendations.

Now I just need a victory for Biden before a gain 10 pounds in a day from cookies.

[Octavious230]

Is stomaches replacement surgery a thing now? I think I need to look into it.