3994

Oh shit, we’re only counting legal votes? Checkmate, Biden.

3995

here we go…

3996

Spoiler: he’s not conceding

3997

This is pathetic

3998

Just want to note that Pinal county (AZ) is red and trump needs larger margins than that to catch up.

Also for anyone interested, Ben Wikler has been given a lot of credit for flipping WI. Here’s a thread by him on a short history of his work there.

3999

What a piece of shit.

4000

I’m not passionate or knowledgeable on everything, but I will fight with my last breath against the blight that that is Chicago deep dish casserole whatsit.

4001

Correct, and lol. MSNBC just cut away after a few seconds of his bullshit.

4002

Do I look like Santa to you?

I just want to say that, with a rather slow work day, I appreciate the departure from stress analyzing microscopic vote tallies. Rubin? You’re a good guy, aside from that whole Philly thing, so I just want you to know thank you.

Thank you for entertaining me by being wrong about pizza. It’s helping me close out the day.

4003

Hey, I got the fuck out.

But you’re welcome.

4004

Because it is cooked in bins that were used for parts on auto production lines and not everybody had those handy.

4005

I do love me some Chicago pizza. We are planning on ordering some frozen ones in soon.

4006

Looking forward to infrastructure week.

4007

I must be feeling confident in PA because when Trump came out with that shit, I just busted out laughing. I don’t have to pay attention to this anymore! I don’t have to get a sick feeling in my stomach because the POTUS is a clown. I can just laugh at the pathetic clown!

Fuck, the thought of that is so liberating. If PA gets called for Biden, I got a glimpse of the weight I’ve been carrying on my shoulders for the past four years being lifted away.

4008

BREAKING: GOP ARE NOW THE PARTY OF INCLUSION.

4009

Quinn-a-pea-ock?

4010

How badly do I want Fox news to call NV for Biden while Trump is speaking.

4011

Nothing’s more frustrating than watching a guy who does nothing get this mysterious credit for … whatever they imagine.

Now accusing the polls of voters suppression.

4012

Did Trump speak for all of 30 seconds? I seem to have missed it.

Pity, I know.

4013

They welcoming different kinds of white people now?