Spokane San Diego, Carmen’s brother, who prefers to stay at home.

Action News arrested 2 people?

Yeah, that’s actually the only thing that actually let me one day realize how incredibly lucky i had been to get that drink… because the bartender told us the story, and it was real interesting.

Then years later i actually read something about it, and was like, “oh, that’s the bourbon Fred gave us!” And then read more and realized it was a crazy multi thousand dollar bottle of whiskey.

Fred, by the way, is a cool guy. He puts on dark side of the moon at closing time every night.

Yellowstone Yellowstone.

What do I win?

Fred is kind of fucking awesome if he poured you some Hirsch on the house.

No one else has this yet.

Poorly worded, for sure

DuPage Washington

Cook is my middle name though.

(Sorry, but I kind of love Nate Silver for that tweet alone.)

Grafton Montgomery. I must start the act in full British Army dress uniform.

hah. FWIW, I’ve had that bottle for a while and didn’t pay that much either. It wasn’t cheap, but that’s the wrong number of digits.

I’ve been waiting for a moment worth opening that bottle. Biden victory is that moment. Because fuck the fascists. All of them.

Bee, Carribean/Cuba, Knee, Off

Hive Carribbean Knee Switch?

Thank you for your sacrifice soldier.

Hive Sea Knee Off

I tried my real one, and it sucked. So I strolled through the list of counties and discovered my stripper name of Gregg Glasscock.

HSKO?

The knee is backwards