You’re all wrong. It’s the “Twig Island Leg Switch”. Everyone knows what that is.

Windham Middlesex is some real high class sleaze.

Time to try to get > 5 hours of sleep, which definitely means PA is getting called sooner rather than later!

Oh I like that one.

Orange Mecklenburg . . . sounds like a beer to me?

That is why the PA Secretary of State has ordered that all ballots arriving after Tuesday be segregated and separately quarantined.

Oh, and for the record, the Krug is in the decanter and is also awesome. For any other wine nerds around, it’s a 161e cuvee. Holy fuck it’s good shit.

Why is there a giant photo of Yao Ming shaking hands?

Hopefully all the other battleground states have their act together as much as PA.

The theme of the day today was “Very skeptical judges not wanting to entertain any Trumpist lawyer fantasies.”

Can Georgia kindly hurry up and flip in the next 20 minutes or so? I want to have a quick drink before bed. It won’t be the same if I wake up to find out the result or if it comes in when I’m in the middle of class at 10am.

How would this possibly work? They’d just get rejected as they arrive.

These people are stupid and desperate.

That too.

Personal note if I might be allowed:

After Trump was elected president, my 94 year old father came down with throat cancer and went through the whole works - chemo and radiation for 8 weeks. The doctors thought this would do it, but he wasn’t healed. When we meet with the doctor and got the bad news, the doctor asked my dad if he had any questions. My father sat there for a moment, and then asked, “Will I live long enough to see Donald Trump impeached?”

I am thinking of him now :)

Wondering that too

Montgomery New Haven, first of his name… Technically I wasn’t voting but was with my ex when she was.

It could get into a stack to be counted by error. That would be their hope.

Wow. Good on your father. Thanks for sharing that.

Should be “four years” but otherwise, I love that.