4661

Well I’m off to bed in a few minutes so I’ve broken out the whisky. I’m sorry if I’ve jinxed us all!

4662
4663

Uhh…

4664

Wow, they do so much for us we don’t know of, thanks for sharing.

4665

Have you been hearing Fillmore Jive playing in the back of your head?

why
won’t
they
let me
sleep

4666

And it sounds like the method they used might be illegal.

4667

I neeeeeeed to sleeeeeep why won’t they let me…

4668

Inigo? I hope we win

4669

Mood:

“If I could just keep from passing out, maybe I could figure it out.”

4670
4671

Majority Leader of PA Senate ® rejects appointing electors in place of letting the votes decide:

Finally some sanity.

4672

Few hundred more votes in for PA, creeping in slooooowly.

4673
4674

Nick Corasaniti, in Philadelphia 2m ago

There are roughly 175,000 absentee ballots still to count in Pennsylvania, including more than 58,000 in Philadelphia. Major counties like Philadelphia will keep counting through the night

If this was a Monday Night Football game in 1980, Dandy Don Meredith would be singing “Turn out the liiiiiiiiights the party’s oooover…”

4675

This is a football game except each team has 20 timeouts.

4676
4677

PA is reporting about 13k vote results per hour. Another couple of hours like this, and the color changes, probably for good.

4678

This is the slowest fucking football game of all time and it’s already a pretty slow game in my uneducated, Canadian opinion.

4679

It’s like the last few minutes of a basketball game where one team is up 20, but the other team keeps fouling to try and extend the game.

And then filing a bunch of complaints with the NBA/NCAA over a few ref calls that didn’t go their way. And their fans will complain for years how they were ‘cheated.’

4680

Still way more than I’m comfortable with at this point.