4681

And then urging the fans to come down to the field/court and force the ref to change her mind.

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Auburn is Biden/Harris. Dyer is the mail ballots. Trump is Oregon. Stacey Abrams is Cam Newton.

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I don’t know anything about football, but I think it’s time to leave Oregon if we’re Trump.

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I wish he could have made it. Hopefully as wrong as they were in the percents, the polls gave him optimism that he would be voted out.

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For context: Auburn beat Oregon in the 2011 college football championship. There was a controversial play, pictured above, where Auburn running back Michael Dyer appeared to have been down when he fell on a defender, but he never actually (or convincingly) touched the ground, so he got up and kept running for a sizeable gain. Auburn eventually kicked a game winning field goal on the same drive. Honestly, it probably didn’t matter one way or the other, but Oregon fans got mad.

4686

Has Wasserman’s twitter bio always said “has seen enough”?

4687

Yeah, but that would be a great bat signal. :)

4688

Honestly…we may finally be done seeing updated counts come in tonight.

So Friday day drinking it is.

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4690

Fuck this shit

4691

Hmm… this might get worse before it gets better.

4692

Maybe they can stop this by joining together and forming Robotron.

4693

I think McConnell will put a lid on this before it gets too far. He has his plans in place to crater the economy during Biden’s term, and a crazy election fight will dilute responsibility for it.

4694

McConnell cares about the senate runoff though, and he needs to get Georgian Trumpers out to vote for someone in January that isn’t Trump. So the last thing he wants is for the Trumps to start railing against the GOP.

4695

GA to 1700. Wonder if they woke up a website intern or something.

4696

I think the GOP will scream about this for awhile to try to delegitamize Biden, but will ultimately be toothless

Still very damaging to the fabric of the country, but the GOP doesn’t care about that any longer.

4697

It was 1700 an hour ago.

4698

There are 175k votes still outstanding. This is easy at this point.

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Yes, but how many of those are LEGAL?

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Stochastic terrorism is their Plan B.