Is this a trap? Are you about to ask everyone to click on a “Vote for my pineapple, ham and black olive pizza” link or something?
Looks at empty cup of coffee
Looks at the bottle of Black Label
Looks at the work To Do list
Dammit.
Eh? Margheritas are always the cheapest pizza here.
Excellent crossover post. I laughed.
Yeah because they use “fresh moz” and for some reason basil leaves cost $5.
First time in history the We Got Him has been used non-ironically.
LockerK
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I feel this. Too early for a celebratory drink, unfortunately. Settled for a muffin.
Wonder what Chris Wallace’s reaction to that memo will be?
Daagar
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I like that they use ‘talent’ in relation to Fox News bobbleheads.
This is just prelude to denying that he is the President for the next 4 years. They probably won’t even call him the President.
My guess: they’re waiting for ballot returns from Allegheny County to confirm what they know already…but need hard evidence for.
Something I’ve seen clarified several times in GA: there are not actually ~9k military absentee ballots to count. What there are, are ~9k ballots that were requested by military personnel overseas that have never been returned. That is out of a much larger pool of ballots that were requested; these are the ones that did not get cast yet. The deadline for returning them is today. It’s possible none will arrive, or some number less than ~9k.
Menzo
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Note the date on that story - November 28th. Election day in 2016 was November 8th and Michigan didn’t get called for 20 days. Trump wasn’t screaming to STOP THE COUNT when he was winning.
Look I find it abhorrent, but we need to come together and heal.
Wait, this is not official yet, right? BBC still showing the previous totals. Enlighten a foreigner. What’s DDHQ which called the result?
Nobody else is celebrating, it’s just us. I am sad now.