Ohhh, okay, can we all chip in for gas money? Like venmo or something?

And poop on their graves.

Wipes tear, that’s beautiful man.

Just curious how many are left to count?

You guys are really scope-creeping Armando’s mission. It used to be just McConnell, and now its 70 million people.

It’s going to be a Bloody Rally Show LARP.

I feel this in my bones. Literally.

That only works if it’s in a tweet. :)

OMG BEST ANSWER EVER.

DISARRAY IS BACK ON THE MENU

We’re gonna need a bigger burrito.

Jennifer Medina, in Phoenix 1m ago

Mike Noble, a Phoenix-based pollster, told me: “That’s a wrap for the presidential contest in AZ. Trump needed almost 60% on this ballot drop, he got very low 50s.

Tommy Lee Jones “I Don’t Care” dot gif

Yeah, CNN, USA Today, and AP have similar stories. Fuck them. They’re too chickenshit to call this obvious fucking race. They’re just running around trolling bullshit behind the scenes.

AZ going purple (for now, anyway) is also a thing to feel very good about.

Yeah, there will be lots of speculation about Dems wanting to dump Pelosi as speaker, but the reality is that nobody else really wants the job.

But losing House seats this year was a failure.

I think there is a challenger.

I guess this is how some networks “call it”.

Stop being such a Debbie Downer