If the networks don’t start calling the election soon I’m going to have a very furrowed brow.

Ballot counts are updating every few minutes in Georgia, and I’m wondering if these aren’t the late-arriving overseas ballots + provisionals.

(Especially given that AP and DDHQ are both reporting different count segments now.)

It’s the fire extinguisher scene from Irreversible.

Have a little respect for my nuts you guys!

Is it when the path narrows for Trump, or the path narrows for Biden?

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that…

Call Nevada, you chickenshits.

Dumb as a bag of hair.

The hilarious thing is this is only the second worst emotional rollercoaster I’m on at present, and if Trump won it would come in fourth for bad 2020 shit personally. Obviously him winning would be much worse for the planet in general, but it’s getting harder going through winter jackets and finding fucks to give.

Eh, I’d be more charitable to Herschel. He’s a genuinely nice guy. I went to school with him. Ok, we were in college at the same time at Georgia rode the bus at UGA at the same time he was on it. Once or twice.

And sure, I might not nominate him for a Nobel, but I really don’t think he’s at all stupid. Not an intellectual, yeah, but I know a hell of a lot stupider people.

Best response, and true:

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I don’t know how this is connected to the election but the my pillow guy just showed up on my local ABC station pimping his new towels. I had to check to make sure I hadn’t tuned to Fox by accident. To be honest though, it is a Sinclair station so maybe that’s why

Finally

After no activity for most of the day, the live stream from Philly for the last 45 minutes or so has shown folks processing ballots, and then taking them for a count.

You’re a Klingon. Try not to have a furrowed brow.

Yep. Agreed.

22k in Nevada now

Fucking call it.