That is fucking amazing.

Lots of little vote updates in Georgia have been coming in fast for the last 2 hours or so.

And though the margin of the Biden lead there has swung up and down a bit by 50 or 100 votes…it’s back up to 4,224 now.

Can someone smart suggest what it will take for the election to actually be called?

A network with balls.

MY DICK

Brilliant!

The smart call is the AP call, but no idea when.

I got a good laugh out of that, envisioning Secret Service filling out super bowl style betting cards.

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Some of the comments are golden:

I spent a year in Philadelphia one month, and I actually loved the place, hard to argue with somewhere you can’t get a bad sandwich. Gritty for emperor.

While we wait for the next tranche dump, here’s some sage advice my mom gave me on the phone the other day.

If you ever find yourself in a “meet the new baby” social situation, and that new baby has an older sibling, don’t go straight to the baby/parents and start ooh-ing and ahh-ing over the new arrival. That baby doesn’t understand a goddamn thing that’s going on.

But the older sibling is all like what-the-fuck-is-the-big-deal, I-used-to-be-the-center-of-attention-in-this-house, and this-sucks-balls. So go to them first and give them a present or a hug or ask them to show you their new dumb toy or whatever so they feel important, noticed, and special, as opposed to left out, hurt, and obsolete like Donald Trump is probably starting to feel.

Smart advice, I thought! Is Joe president yet??

I’ve read the Secret Service can’t stand him, thinks he cares nothing about them. The virus and his constant trips to his properties have raise havoc for those with families.

I have the present for Donnie right here.
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Plus his constant disparagement of the military, the SS isn’t exactly made up of lifelong civilians. They don’t hire them because they’re stupid.

I imagine it is true for probably the entire White House staff, cooks, butlers etc. Joe is so good with the “little people” that I’m sure they are just delighted.

Katie Glueck, in Wilmington, Del. 3m ago

Biden had planned to address the nation tonight, but there are indications he may well not do so until the race is called. Things are fluid here in Wilmington!

This is not funny anymore guys.

WHY HASNT THIS BEEN CALLED???

Slow vote counting is your answer!