The Biden Won & it's OVER, Deep dish pizza is delicious, & Gilmore Girls is awesome thread

vyshka · 2020-11-07T06:37:11.697Z

Call it

Dave Wasserman (Redistrict)

Diving into the data, there are 21 Philly precincts that aren't reporting anywhere near their full vote, all in heavy D areas of the city... results.philadelphiavotes.com/VoterTurnoutDe…?

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Dave Wasserman (Redistrict)

Turnout city-wide is currently at 61.4% of registered voters, but all of these 21 divisions reported less than 30% of RV's ballots counted, with a heavy concentration in the 27th Ward around University City. And, there are plenty of divisions in the 30%-40% range as well.

6:28 AM - 7 Nov 2020 330 26

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Dave Wasserman (Redistrict)

If this is where the remaining Philadelphia mail vote is from, it's bound to be even more Biden-friendly than the mail vote of the city as a whole, since almost all of the Trump-friendly precincts in NE/South Philly are at high turnout.

6:31 AM - 7 Nov 2020 300 18

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Dave Wasserman (Redistrict)

If anything, I think people doing simple extrapolation are *underestimating* the additional margin Biden could get from the remaining uncounted Philly ballots, for this reason.

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Dissensus · 2020-11-07T06:41:20.556Z

MichaelD:

I remember when the conspiracy-peddling magazines mostly lived in the checkout lane at the grocery store. We should have killed them when we had the chance.

Speaking of, isn’t Bat Boy supposed to be president by now? Oh well, at least he got that well-received musical.

triggercut · 2020-11-07T06:41:50.580Z

triggercut:

Pennsylvania is a race to 3.4 million votes. Normally you’d say “Oh, Trump’s got that in the bag.”

I posted this on Wednesday morning at 7:30am. Every now and then my back of envelope, pull it outta my ass math gets one right.

triggercut · 2020-11-07T06:44:15.500Z

hitbyambulance:

i read the original in its entirety (in this no-frills paperback edition) so now i have to run a diff to see what’s been uncensored…

I followed a few twitter threads on it from some fairly knowledgeable folks, and the un-redacted stuff did nothing to dispell the notion that indictments may dog the president, post election.

triggercut · 2020-11-07T06:46:44.047Z

Thanks for that twitter thread, Vyshka. That’s interesting.

And the replies are hilarious. Poor Dave.

When they finally call this thing (HOPEFULLY TOMORROW), he’s gonna let out those words with such a yawp.

Papageno · 2020-11-07T06:49:17.732Z

robc04:

I’ve been known to accidentally eat a bag of them.

“I hate it when that happens.” ;-)

Anyone remember that old SNL bit?

JoshL · 2020-11-07T06:52:45.793Z

I do! Billy Crystal. And some other guy.

vyshka · 2020-11-07T07:11:00.631Z

Christopher Guest

JoshL · 2020-11-07T07:12:00.865Z

Wow, I feel bad for not remember it was him. And for helping to derail the thread.

vyshka · 2020-11-07T07:16:40.296Z

I cheated. I also couldn’t remember

sincilbanks · 2020-11-07T07:28:05.243Z

download (1)

MrGrumpy · 2020-11-07T07:46:16.581Z

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Brian Klaas (brianklaas)

Fiji has seen enough twitter.com/FijiPM/status/…

Frank Bainimarama @FijiPM

Congratulations, @JoeBiden. Together, we have a planet to save from a #ClimateEmergency and a global economy to build back better from #COVID19. Now, more than ever, we need the USA at the helm of these multilateral efforts (and back in the #ParisAgreement — ASAP!) https://t.co/mhX9HWR5HI

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sillhouette · 2020-11-07T08:00:31.766Z

sincilbanks:

Is this a meta-counting joke in which we are supposed to be counting the number of times this pic is posted in this thread?

Teiman · 2020-11-07T08:04:16.675Z

grahamiam:

I’ll drink to that!

me too. biden ma become a bad president, but if he do some healing it will be great for everyone

Teiman · 2020-11-07T08:10:10.192Z

Oh, americans are sleeping. Quick, post some music videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPgDZBADR3Y&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=Hamilton

sincilbanks · 2020-11-07T08:11:44.198Z

It amuses me to compare this election to the last few minutes of the Airplane movie, where Leslie Nielsen repeatedly enters the cockpit to wish Elaine and Ted good luck as they try and bring a complete disaster of a flight in for a safe landing…

The counting on you pun is just for extra sprinkles really…

Teiman · 2020-11-07T08:12:28.343Z

Teiman · 2020-11-07T08:15:20.816Z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWzrABouyeE&ab_channel=letecheurChristophe

Teiman · 2020-11-07T08:18:37.451Z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEdnkW5aVm4&ab_channel=Humanityislove

Tman · 2020-11-07T08:20:39.457Z

Uh so about those Nevada votes, it may be a while

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Nevada Elections (NVElect)

A word about provisional ballots in NV. We have two types of provisionals. The 1st are the traditional provisional ballots required under HAVA for voters who have unresolved ?s about eligibility (such as ID required voters). Historically, few HAVA provisionals end up counted. 1/4

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