KevinC
6111
I feel like it’ll be December 14th and the talking heads will still be discussing what paths to victory Trump might have left.
I’m surprised two 70 year olds can maintain an election this long.
So, I don’t remember: did the federal stimulus package contain language specific to barring evictions? I can just see Trump trying to invoke it to keep from getting kicked out of the White House.
Since the President according to certain great legal minds can’t be indicted for murder, he could spend the next couple months traveling the country and shooting all the Democrats.
Yes, it is a landscaping service in the city’s mostly Republican northeast:
Trump flunky: We want your biggest ballroom, with plenty of chairs - there will be lots of press there. This is gonna get coverage from everybody all over the world. Get moving, we’ll be right over! Oh, and a suite for after. Rudy will want to tuck his shirt in, if you know what I mean.
Receptionist: Sir, this is a landscaper.
It’s the morning of January 20th. The pre-inauguration coverage is in full swing. As the attendees arrive, the talking heads discuss whether any of Trump’s last-minute appeals will bear any fruit. The election has still not been called.
Apologies if this was already posted, this thread moves fast.
The year is 2124. Gal-News Network covers the 100 year anniversary of the opening of world-be president-elect Joseph Biden’s six Presidential Libraries in each of the relatable small towns he’s from. The commentators marvel at the audacity of opening one in Earth Territory GR-177Y, once known in the Old Tongue as Pennsylvania, a state that hasn’t even been called yet.
Shitshow to the very end, it’s laughable, yes, but also…Sad.
It’s like Spinal Tap at this point.
Banzai
6123
Is this going to be like the Red Wedding?
this seems like something Armando Ianucci would write.
DJT: “Godammit…where are some real lawyers to fight for me?”
Aide: “Well, sir, we are going to have a morning news conference at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia.”
DJT: “The Four Seasons? Now we’re talking. Now we’ve upgrading the operation. Now we’re working on the right level and --”
Aide: “Oh, I’m sorry sir. That’s Four Seasons Landscaping. It’s a lawnmowing service in Philly. Storefront looks like an impound lot.”
I hope they have giant piles of compost everywhere so it stinks.
BTW…
THEY ARE COUNTING BALLOTS IN PHILLY AGAIN! And it is glorious to watch.
In fact they’ve got about 15-20 people doing ballot readying – straightening them, getting them to lie flat, making sure they’re all right side up…
That’s more than they ever had yesterday. Tells me they want to get the final bunch of ballots they have counted and reported. Might be as many as 10-12,000 ballots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zzb-7EH-MQ
That’s the ballot sorting operation in middle. It’s set up like a butterfly there. You can see ballot counters in the far away background…
…and also ballot counters up near the camera. Including Jim Parsons Guy at the middle table in the shot.
I am sad that the cute girl who was kind of the roving assistant isn’t there so far this morning.
Looks like Maricopa County just uploaded another batch as well. Seems like Trump is still underperforming there.
Can we get a NSFW spoiler on these posts in the future?
