I posted this on Facebook for the few Trump supporters I’m still friends with to see and not get.

Live shot of Trump advisors trying to come up with their next move
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Interestingly, more literal than normal, because they have all contracted Covid.

Damn it they called it while I was doing stuff. What a disappointment.

No, no it’s not. This was a well earned hurdle to fixing so much.

Wonderful use of Last Starfighter, sir

Maggie Haberman Just now

The Trump campaign says it will continue with its legal challenges, even as most advisers realize it’s unlikely to change the outcome.

Congrats everyone! Kudos to everyone on the ground who called, mailed, knocked, walked, talked, cajoled, ran, wept, sang, danced, and counted!

Y’know what they’re doing right now in Philly?

Sorting some ballots.

FINALLY!!!

Yep. FOX called Nevada – nearly 20 hours since the last vote drop in that state.

Clearly their previous calls played a part.

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What’s equally awesome is I think they’re all Democrats based on their twitter feeds (though Charlie Day doesn’t have twitter).

Watching ABC news read the WH crybaby statement is kinda funny. As I wrote on Weds, the louder these bozos squeal, the better I feel.

Gracious as expected.

Phew. Thanks everyone, this has really been a wonderful thread.

CONGRATS EVERYONE!

Giant hugs all around.

Thanks for the week-long fear-then-hope-then-victory party, everyone! And extra special thanks to triggercut!

I’m dancing. My wife is crying.

Pop those bottles, gang!

TODAY WE CELEBRATE! TONIGHT WE PLAY DRUNK HADES!

I just blasted I Gotta Feeling at my apartment. It’s only 830am here, but who cares! And then the sun came out from behind a wall of clouds.

As I read the Trump statement, the phrase “Why don’t you just shut up man” goes through my head.