This side story is just absolutely slaying me. Hey Rudes, I understand there’s a kickass porn shop next door.

Watching Fox is still entertaining, as they explain that this is a “mathematical assessment”, and that there can be challenges, but that “there doesn’t really seem to be a way they could succeed.”

“Ding dong the witch is dead”

Jesus, I can hardly see because I’ve been laughing so hard at this shit.

You know the thing I might be personally most excited about in the short term? The postal service hopefully returning to normal and getting the resources it deserves.

Here’s something to be overjoyed about:

I want to see the DOJ staffed by competent, uncorrupt people again.

Thanks for telling us now, Nate.

This forum needs a like button.

I want State to fucking start processing immigration visas again so I can get married.

In hindsight this all makes sense, now that I know the answer I never doubted for a minute!

Puppet Show And Trump

A fearless, aggressive attack dog too.

First fireworks I’ve heard in my neighborhood.

Hello! You summoned?