Hooray, car shopping is done!
Ended up with a 2017 Chevy Cruze with 30k miles on it. Which is a lot for a car to get in one year, explained by the fact that it was part of a rental fleet. Normally that makes me wary, but the dealership certified it and gave me an extra year/12k miles on the warranty so I think it’s a minimal risk. Cost me $14k, just about 1/3 off the sticker price.