ShivaX
2009
Timex
2010
This guy lost by 70% to Paul Ryan in the last primary.
It’s HARD to lose a two man election by 70 percent.
ShivaX
2011
Thing is, no one likes Ryan.
I could see this dude winning a primary against him these days.
https://gop.com/inaugural-year-approval-poll/
These GOP fellers are pretty slick, I tells ya.
None
2014
Guess he didn’t read the article:
It would be good for Utah if Hatch, having finally caught the Great White Whale of tax reform, were to call it a career. If he doesn’t, the voters should end it for him.
Common is the repetition of the catchphrase that Hatch successfully used to push aside three-term Sen. Frank Moss in this first election in, egad, 1976.
“What do you call a senator who’s served in office for 18 years? You call him home.”
Less well known is a bit of advice Hatch gave to Capitol Hill interns in 1983.
“You should not fall in love with D.C.” he admonished them. “Elected politicians shouldn’t stay here too long.”
If only he had listened to his own advice.
Strollen
2015
When Sarah isn’t on stage embarrassing the country and destroying the remaining shreds of dignity of the Republican party, Daddy is doing on Fox or Twitter.
KevinC
2017
This Twitter reply was on point:
Pretty sure this is the universal takeaway from that story. The “Give Now” is a nice touch.
None
2020
ShivaX
2021
I mean, he regularly and flagrantly abused his power as sheriff if nothing else.
That he isn’t in prison is a fucking joke. He’s killed fucking babies in his jails.
KevinC
2022
Are we talking worthless post-womb babies, or the important unborn kind of baby?
rowe33
2023
Well he’s one of the two black guys Republicans don’t want in jail for some reason.
Timex
2024
He actually killed the unborn babies.
But they were criminal babies, so it’s fine.
kerzain
2025
He’s the black friend they have to help prove they aren’t racist, and they’re terrified of being forced to find another.
RichVR
2026
What is it now, him and Ben Carson?
Timex
2027
This guy, who is apparently a pastor.

Oh, and this guy. I don’t know what his job actually is:

Now… OK, that first guy. I feel like it’s racist for me to say this, but he LOOKS like a pimp, right? Like, that’s the first thing I think of. He’s like a cartoon of a pimp. Not the fact that he’s black, but his facial expression… and that’s ALWAYS his facial expression.


Like, he’s totally gonna have to smack a bitch, right?
The look on Don Lemon’s face here is priceless.