And I’m African-American thanks to my ancestors 100,000 years ago or whenever the fuck.


Also apparently freedom of association doesn’t exist for Facebook, only for homophobic bakers.

Also Ted is a Constitutionalist. Who doesn’t know even the most basic concepts of the Constitution.

Reek has found a new master.

He knows, he is just willing to argue things he knows are wrong.

I’d say Facebook did.

I got a mailer from my state senator today. I must confess that until today I didn’t even know his name.

In addition to various minor local initiatives, the mailer highlights the following:

  • Support of gun control
  • Protection for women who report sexual harassment
  • 100% environmental scorecard
  • Reduce gender pay gap (interesting approach: prohibit employers from asking about past salaries, and prohibit employers from punishing those who reveal their own salary)

Huh, I thought. Could’ve sworn my state senator was a Republican, but it looks like he’s a Democrat.

Nope. A little Googling found that he’s a Republican. These days, it’s weird to find one that seems almost… reasonable. And of course it’s telling that “Republican” doesn’t actually appear on the mailer.

I kept seeing Bigfoot references. Saw nothing on actual news for reference.


Uh…


Openly racist.

List of figures from left to right: Nikki Haley, James Mattis, Ben Carson, President Trump, Jeff Sessions, Mike Pence, Melania Trump, Mike Pompeo, Sarah Sanders, Ivanka Trump, John Bolton, Kellyanne Conway, John Kelly

Not sure which part of this is my favorite. Sleepy Ben rowing in the wrong direction, Haley dangling a leg in front of the gator she’s about to poke with the sharp stick, or Bolton’s “be vewwwy quiet” pose.

Man that is some grade A kitsch

I recognize Tillerson and Pruitt but who’s that third gator? Tebow?!

I need a trigger warning for that shit, man.

Sanders is about to get shot by Sessions.

Improved version as found on the Twitter machine

Dude, put a warning on that. I nearly choked trying to suppress the laugh on that one.

:)

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Is Melania hugging Pence with a flag between them?

Always leave room for the Holy Spirit.