4020

Christ the eyes, the eyes! I am slayed here. /dead :)

4021

Ah, thanks for researching that, Rod. I figured it was either something very tame or, less likely, dogging related.

4022

Checking out potential porn links. I got this covered :)

4023

I think Rod should be the official QT3 porn researcher if only because of his most excellent appellation.

4024

Ooh! Ooh! And we can do a cross over with ‘How To Train Your Dragon.’ Everybody likes watching dragons having sex with sexy, anthropomorphic car babes. (Rod Humble. I nominate you to google “dragons having sex with cars” and report back to the group.)

4025

dragons having sex with cars

The Google image search for this is amazing.

4026

@abidingdude lol :)

@Telefrog @Rightbug
wait what, omg this actually exists!

4027

4028

Join me, if you will for the shot, a trip down memory lane (Please note the date stamps):

Now, the chaser:

4029

That is insane.

I always knew this guy was filthy, but seeing him get arrested by the FBI is a huge deal.

4030

So has Trump tweeted a rant at the FBI for arresting Collins in what is obviously a witch hunt?

4031

Yeah, it’s the deep state at work keeping real americans out of power with trumped up charges. Or so I anticipate hearing on Fox in 3…2…1…

4032

The Fox comments on the article that they buried about the Collins arrest are mostly crying about political motives. No true GOP supporter cares if their representatives are lightly dabbling in insider trading!

4033

Reading the details of the indictment, Collins is manifestly an idiot. He knew he was under investigation for his relationship with Innate, yet he still tipped off his son using his cell phone. This looks like an open and shut case.

4034

Collins is not only an idiot, but the dude just EXUDES slime. If you ever see him on TV, the guy looks so incredibly weasely. His face looks like he is perpetually afraid of people catching on to how terrible he is.

Guess he was right to be worried.

4035

At least that’s an improvement over Pruitt’s perpetual “Was I not supposed to do that?” face.

4036

It’s similar to Jack Kingston’s stupid face.

Which also looks like the Hardly Boys from Southpark.

4037

So this is fun.

I mean, Collins district is pretty much the reddest district in New York, so it’s probably safe.

But let’s say that Collins wants to resign. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

Because those of you who remember the dust-up between Ocasio and Crowley now know just how screwed up New York election law is. To get Collins off the ballot now, he’d either have to:

  1. Move, or
  2. Be nominated for another office.
4038

Does prison count as “moving”? Asking for a friend.

4039

At the gym I saw a quote on Fox News that basically said that according to Collins lawyers the feds actually admit he never traded in the stock, therefore he must be innocent. Well, at least Fox mentioned he was arrested.