“Okay you guys going to get voted out, start saying something. The rest of us are gonna pretend nothing is going on.”

How could Trump’s backers possibly have known that as president Trump would continue to act exactly the same way he had acted for decades?

Just going by the headline, I honestly can’t tell if the wrongdoing is what Trump DID or what’s happening to this poor honest man.

We’ve heard that (“The big donors have had enough!”) many times before though.

Well, this time they mean it. They’re all going to bail after Infrastructure Week ends.

I’d pay good money to see Trump’s face if he lost to Pocahontas.

Make sure you report that as Priceless on the campaign contribution form.

No, no no, it’d be too similar to his o-face. And that should never be seen by anyone.

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Stormy gonna need some therapy.

Maybe she was wearing one of these:

Not sure if this is legit or not:

https://steamcommunity.com/id/RealDuncanHunter

Previous Steam names include: Trump_build_that_wall_bro, Alimony Playing Tentacle, Salad Tossing Shitspaghetti, EspressoBones, Ethnically Intimidating Turtle, Patented Fish Fillet Technology, Jew Fission and Blue Fission

Wtf does Jew fission even mean?

I so badly want it to be

That … looks legit. I pulled it up in my Steam client. I think we knew he had a Steam account the last time he was in the news for the vaping bullshit, so it’s possible someone has been masquerading as him for at least a year (based on the top comment). But based on the colorful usernames, if there’s a person pretending to be Duncan Hunter they are an equivalent piece of shit.

How do you think the get gefilte fish?

Jew cold fusion. It’s needed to produce the cold, gelatinous coating.

I took it as a reference to burning jews. Or fishing for them?

Either way, it’s just locker room genocide. Or possibly ‘just a prank, bro.’