Can you please put a NSFL tag when posting that face? Egads!

I swear my blood pressure jumps every time I see that punchable mug.

His lips look blue there. Unfortunately he is still alive and kicking today.

Just thinking the same thing. Cyanotic. Bad heart? Circulation problem? Low blood oxygen? One can hope.

Meh. It’s natural. Turtles are cold-blooded, after all.

Oh, the story gets completely anger inducing upon investigation…

I dislike Trump, but I think McConnell inspires more deep, existential loathing.

After reading his resume, I’d say he was just giving the finger to whoever asked the question.

Here’s a good one.

The emails expressed alarm with party leaders after Democrat Beto O’Rourke won the county in his bid to unseat U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz, who ultimately won re-election. Tarrant County is the third most populous in Texas with more than 2 million residents, trailing only Harris and Dallas counties. O’Rourke’s showing was the first time in decades that a Democrat running for federal office has won the county.

One email by a Republican activist said, “We have become overly lax.”

But by “overly lax” he doesn’t mean that they’re too far right. Clearly he means that the Republican party isn’t right enough and a purge of all Muslims must happen in order to win next time.

I mean, “dirtier air” might as well be a policy plank of the Trump administration, so it’s a fairly Lewis Carroll-esque dialogue anyway.

Yep, that guy has been actively thwarting the EPA since the 90’s and now he’s been nominated to be the permanent head of the agency.

Unbelievable

Dear god.

You misspelled “predictable”.

Yeah. You’re in a room with Trump and McConnell. You have a gun with one bullet. What do you do? Tough call.

Fight the urge to put it to my own head?

There is that, of course.

Shoot one and pistol-whip the other.

Can’t we pistol whip both, and then, we they are unconscious, line them up. One bullet.

Make them stand back to back.