The decline to moral bankruptcy of the GOP


#5886


#5887

I will have to be clearer in the future.


#5888

Happy Democracy Day! May the gerrymandering be ever in your party’s favor!


#5889

I like McConnell’s casual admission here that the Republicans have destroyed democracy.


#5890

Maybe he did air quotes around “restore democracy.”


#5891

Or, hey, maybe he’s doing air quotes around his entire political career.


#5892

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2017/08/10/in-a-new-poll-half-of-republicans-say-they-would-support-postponing-the-2020-election-if-trump-proposed-it/?utm_term=.905f87da02ea

Half the GOP are full-on traitors.


#5893

-spit take-
I LOL’d, thanks!


#5894

I’m sure there will be widespread calls for my future toilet to step down from his party.


#5895

How about that photo of McConnell shitting on the Constitution?

… By which I mean, every single photo of him at work.


#5896

He’s had his sphincter surgically altered to ensure the spray pattern leaves the important parts* unmolested when doing so, though.

* The 2nd Amendment and nothing else


#5897

But hey, the confederacy is an important part of Kentucky’s history.

By which I mean they originally were neutral in the Civil War, the Confederacy then tried to invade them, and then they petitioned the Union for assistance in defeating the Confederates.


#5898

The sad part is that this picture’s existence has probably led to him getting more votes over his career.


#5899

Lincoln was born in Kentucky.


#5900

The sad part is that any career politician in the south probably has a picture like that somewhere in his past. Regardless of you being a Dem or Rep.


#5901

I mean it is the worst part of America after all!


#5902

For sure, the south has alligators and the SEC. What could be worse than that?


#5903

#5904

100 degree heat with 60% humidity?


#5905

only 60% humidity?