I know this book has some dubious dirt (I haven’t read it myself) but this is just a hilarious exerpt:
Page 251: The family patriarch, Prescott Bush, questions W.'s seriousness about attending Yale, the Bush clan alma mater. “It’s the difference between ham and eggs,” he says. “The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.”
Page 253: At Andover, George W. Bush writes a morose essay about his sister’s death. Searching for a synonym for “tears,” he consults a thesaurus and writes, “And the lacerates ran down my cheeks.” A teacher labels the paper “disgraceful.”