Have you ever wondered how close you were to being Perkinized? Have you ever thought, just how long do I have before the Perkins Death Machine ™ comes for me?
Well, wonder no more! For the low low price of a handful of gems or a larger amount of gold, the Harpy Outreach Team can tell you exactly where the Perkins is! By using our patented Calibrated Over Land Device, we will plot the Perkins and let you know how far you are from blades and arrows of Man. Relax as you can now plan your imminent demise, safe with the knowledge that you have at least a few turns until your inevitable destruction.
Operators are standing by, call now!