That life sentence could end up being two weeks.

For $8 you can watch Louis CK tell jokes at his official website.

“I feel like there are two kinds of people in this world,” he said. “One kind needs to laugh when things get shitty. In fact, the shittier things get, the more serious, the more dark the more terrifying, the more dangerous and dire anything is, the more important it is to laugh in the midst of it and often directly in its face.”

“These people believe it’s no coincidence that human beings have survived despite our fragile hairless bodies, through the most difficult of times And that we are the only species, besides ladybugs, who laugh at life.”

I recommend it! Good to see him again.

It almost feels like the size of his audience is back to where it belongs.

LOL, that is pretty good.

Well, I know what I’m going to spend 8 dollars on. Grass Seed to cover up the bare patches in my yard.

Some good news and bad news (which is which depends on who you ask):

(Reuters) - Harvey Weinstein, who is serving a prison sentence for rape, has no symptoms of the coronavirus, his spokesman said on Thursday, more than two weeks after a union official for corrections officers said the former movie producer had tested positive.

“As of now, it’s been 14 days since reports of concern from people inside the prison, and he has no symptoms and no issues,” Weinstein spokesman Juda Engelmayer said.

CCP Virus?

Yea, they attribute the article to Reuters, but I notice they actually changed the wording. It’s a story from Google news, so I’m just gonna link the Reuters article instead.

Chinese Communist Party. Or Community College of Philadelphia.

This got lost in the tidal wave of chaos that is 2020

Comedian Chris D’Elia seems to have done some pretty skeevy shit too.

Especially skeevy given that’s the exact character he played in You. Which makes you wonder if someone involved knew and was putting some pressure on.

Yeah, he seemed to fit that a role a little TOO well.

If ever there was a need for the comment, “not surprised,” this would be the one.

Here’s another:

Just living up to the product’s vision!

Doesn’t he have sex with women professionally? If he did do it then surely it wasn’t sex he was after.