2805

This guy was, amazingly, reelected in 2018.

2806

We need to come up for a new acronym for GOP to help elucidate how corrupt and criminal they are. Would need to be something catchy/easy so anyone can grasp (leaving out something like “Oligarchy” for the “O”).

“Gutting Our People”
“Glorifying Our Pedophiles”
“Gang of Psychos”

Sure you all can come up with way better options.

2807

Republican Party sure draws people who like to commit crimes.

2808

HAHAHA

2809

Vaping and gamer bro Duncan Hunter was, too.

Voters are stooooopid.

2810

Ha. Matt Levine likes to say: “If you’re going to commit insider trading, don’t buy short-dated out of the money call options, because that’s how you get caught.” I guess he should update that to say: “Don’t write articles about how insider trading shouldn’t be illegal.”

2811


2812

From the brilliant mind of Jacob Wohl

EDIT: There’s a thread and it ends with this thankfully

2813

I literally have no idea if that whole thread was satire or if it actually happened. Our timeline is such that I read what appears to be something directly out of a comedy sketch or the Onion and I have no clue if it was a joke or not.

2814

Wohl is too stupid to pull off performance art. What I don’t understand is the why behind all this? He doesn’t seem to be affliated with anyone. He’s just trying to harm Democrats because he doesn’t like them? There seems to be no gain in these endeavors for him.

2815

To be clear: yes, it actually happened. It gets even better:

Earlier this week, Wohl also had a press conference where he promised to out the Ukraine whistleblower (actually, he had two. If you’re wondering how you didn’t hear about that, it’s because, no, he doesn’t actually know who the whistleblower is.)

A few weeks ago, he was caught faking a trip around the world when the exact same window kept showing up in the selfies he supposedly was posting from different international locations.

If you’ve ever watched a sitcom and wondered, “Could a character that clueless, inept, and absurdly over-the-top exist in real life?” then the answer is yes. His name is Jacob Wohl.

2816

Why the fuck isn’t Wohl in prison yet? Because he’s white?

2817

Why isn’t he in jail at this point? I thought there was a warrant for his arrest in CA.

2818

His daddy is a big wheel conservative activist, and little Jacob is trying to be just like pops!

Daddy is also rich, so it’s not like Jacob has to work for a living.

2819

Why is he in the news still? It’s been proven time and time again that he’s a fraud. Why do they keep covering him as if he’s legitimate? Even joke coverage gives him the exposure he wants and casts a shadow on Warren.

2820
2821

Boomers bragging about how good they had it. Sigh.

2822

Scroll up.

2823

Legendary tweet from Warren.

2824

Of course not! It’s because he’s rich and white.

I’m also curious why his patsy is A) sporting a tattoo from a forgotten Vin Deisel movie, and B) how and why he was trying to “take down a swing” with a chain.